messy jessie

[Xtine (normie in training) @X_tinek]

they told us in sex ed not to be pressured into sex bc of this actually lol

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very funny how debt is totally forgivable when it's tied to a failed business or a hedge fund. But the moment it's for school or a hospital bill suddenly it says something about your character.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Same team, same season btw

[jezz @JezziiB]

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

Because no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Just so you know, agriculture uses more water than data centres and golf courses combined.”

Yes, but we have to eat. We don’t have to use AI or play golf. This is a useless argument.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

BREAKING: local woman discovers state without income tax has higher property taxes

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

That short liberal period is when the Supreme Court ended segregation, btw.

[jezz @JezziiB]

"Why are we giving 9 and 10 year old CHILDREN the HPV vaccine"

For the same reason that we put the seatbelt on BEFORE the car crash.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

There are Democrats who worry AOC can’t be elected president because she’s a Latina woman. Or Pete Buttigieg because he’s gay.

This is a helpful reminder that Republicans will go completely apeshit if you nominate a straight cis decent white guy too.

[✧ @cessonmute]

This is exactly what people mean when they say poverty is systemic... it punishes people for trying to improve their lives while keeping them trapped in the same cycle.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

It's not "land loss", it's genocide.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

This is so dystopian.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Crazy how 99% of the election fraud comes from the people whining about it 24/7.

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's so wild that people don't see that "raising the minimum wage to a true living wage would cause businesses to close" is an indictment of capitalism.