Jessie

29. Teacher.

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

@gregjames playing Darius on @BBCR1 this morning has very much caught me off guard 👀
“You make me colourblindddddd” whatever happened to Darius mind?! Alive and well I hope. #anthems

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Don’t want to be too much of a bitch BUT do people not get to a certain age where they realise they sound like a nob writing emotional life quotes as Instagram captions...? 😟 #cringe

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Absolutely outrageous judging and scoring on strictly tonight. The fact Mike got a higher score than Emma? Alright then Shirley love...this ain’t the show it used to be #Strictly

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Zero motivation today. I’m in ‘time off’ frame of mind, the thought of getting started on this lesson planning is 😑

[Mr Jeffery @_MrJeffery]

Does anyone fancy giving Bebo another crack? Twitter isn't what it used to be...

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

I want to go and see the Spice Girls ☹️

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

The level of self-indulgence at the gym is genuinely baffling...

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

“Leaves little to the imagination” is such a creepy phrase in itself. Fuck your imagination when it comes to our bodies.

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Putting it out there - A Star is Born is an actual masterpiece. Watched it Saturday and cannot shake the story from my mind, listened to the soundtrack this morning and could of cried. #AStarIsBorn

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

What an absolute bloody champ @Joe_Sugg ❤️ so unbelievably proud - watching these two every Saturday for the next few months is going to be the best. #strictlythebest #Strictly

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

Go go Jiving Joe! 🙌@Joe_Sugg @dbuzz6589 #Strictly #JoeSugg

[Cameron Cox @CamCox12]

Everyone should listen to this from Serena Williams.

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

@Joe_Sugg Yasssssssss 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

I absolutely love Winter. HOWEVER...the fact it’s still August, 9pm, and already dark out does not make me happy at all.

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Since when has it become a thing for boys to turn up at the gym wearing shorts and leggings...?! 😟

[BBC Strictly ✨ @bbcstrictly]

He's swapping the Sugg life for the #Strictly life, and YouTube for dancing shoes... Welcome Joe Sugg to our 2018 line-up! 🕺 @Joe_Sugg https://t.co/7bXboRbkVZ

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

Watching the very last episode of friends never gets easier. Ever. #emotionalwreck

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Open the fridge…
You want to drink from the bottle…
But you also want to be a decent human…
You grab a glass, pour a drink & walk to the front room…

THEN YOU FINISH YOUR DRINK BEFORE YOU EVEN LEAVE THE KITCHEN!!

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

YAAAASSSSS DR ALEX ❤️❤️❤️#backinthegame #neckingon

[Jessie @JessieeeeMartin]

This Love Island drama is popping off. Surprised it’s taken so long for all this to kick off, bunch of dickheads. (Apart from Dani & Jack obvs ❤️❤️❤️)