Jessie G

I like Jelly x

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

Only found out today that penguins have knees! #amazingfact #notreallyuseful

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

Ah hello.... back to see what i'm missing!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

We're all just kids posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

So true x RT @LoveQuotes: The best kind of love starts with an unexpected hello.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I just saw the cast of Jersey Shore! Oh wait... That's just a bag of Doritos.

[Combat Stress @CombatStress]

Panorama: Broken by Battle on BBC One now - hopefully it starts some conversations & spreads some understanding about psychological injuries

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

@stephenfry all aboard the jaegar bus?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Instagram now has video...so instead of taking a shitty photo of your meal, I have to actually watch you eat it? #KillMeNow

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Blanket on: too hot.
Blanket off: too cold.
1 leg out: perfect,

until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

#whostolesummer - sat in PJ's with the heating on tonight!

[Jessie G @Jessiegodfroy]

Time to relax before tomorrow's hen do #shenanigans