uncle jessi🌊

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

Odd how some girls can pound booze like an elephant and I take two shots n forget where I am

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

@KaliMcLaughlin2 Hahahahahaahahhahahaa don’t be telling my secrets it works

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Juss get a fckn truck n drive dat shit to da mall n shit ..just drive around in a fckn circle like a fckn swimmin pool

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

@hollalix123 Genius, ty!!!!! ❤️

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

Is it worth it for me to get a set of lashes or not.. my lashes are elite so I must know WILL THEY B DESTROYED

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

@sophieeee_beee LMAO!!!!!!!

[Mike Portnoy @TheCousinMike]

Happy that my son could afford our condo. Not for nothing, we paid for a few things before he became El Presidente: food, clothing, etc., Michigan education.

Just didn’t feel right to brag about it.
Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Long as you learn something in the process

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

Taurus season is ringin in eeeeeeeeeeyyoooo

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

Y am I just starting schitts creek #reckless😂

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

I’m predicting 69 dies tm no cap for sure

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

@brittanylynne8 Hehe

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

My bestie moved to Colorado sooooooOoooooO off 2 the mountains it is

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

GIVE ME PSYCHO TOM TONIGHT

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

SUGAR & SALT LOOK THE SAME 🧂

[uncle jessi🌊 @Jessimclaughli4]

WhyyYYyYyyY do I feel the urge to host a game of silent library in my basement ~ drinking edition ~

[Matt Ondek @AllHands_Ondek]

Apparently Kim and Kanye are getting divorced because *checks notes* he fucked jeffree star.