Horatio Magellan Crunch

Lover of technology, and Eater of Takis. 💕 Millie 💕

[jack @TheCavsJack]

Dr. Strange signed with Doom

Salary dumped Spider-Man to the Defenders for picks

Scarlet Witch out with a torn ACL

Assigned the Hulk to the G-League

The second apron is ruining the Avengers

[Okillum845 @okillum845]

Doom watching half this avengers lineup pull up with karate and guns

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

It's times like this that Messi should be thankful Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith don't give a fuck about soccer.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[** @bigguccicraigy]

migos was my one direction

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means

[️s @big_sam_atari]

POV: how it feels when you haven't had a haircut in a month

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

Kyle Kuzma? The voice of reason?

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Why they got the Chik-Fila-A Workers looking like harkonnen soldiers From Dune 😭💀

[Sajna!✭ @ilysajna]

lmfaooooo mf got his ps4 in ICU

[Neil @irl_neil]

Wes Anderson ass mic set up

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[#1 Overgear Defender @FansprojectFan]

Me OMW to fucking get you:

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Punches landed in Vegas this weekend

Bam Adebayo: 1

Conor McGregor: 0

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

hope you never run out of energy to fight for the life you want