Jessica Davenport

Speech-Language Pathologist working in acute post-surgical dysphagia

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

@Metrolinx pitch: convert a car on commuter trains to a spinning studio, charge by presto tap, have the bike energy go back to the train!

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

@Ecole104 this is Eliot’s mom!

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

@Transformgrl @JennWongSLP @UHN @Sunnybrook @uhn_cap You’ve got the whole world in your hands! So happy that the other side of the world got to experience the wisdom that I get to have on my team everyday! #comehomeplease #butafteryouhaveagreattrip

[Swallowing Disorder Foundation @NFOSD]

Take a look at this #IDDSIchallenge! Last call for entries!

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[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

“If I needed to wear glasses, I could probably pull off a shaved head...” #ttcmusings

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Enthusiastically labelling a truck on your commute, only to realize there is no toddler to share it with. #backtowork

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

You buy a few gallons of paint in 'hipster charcoal' and you, my friend, are a house flipper. Nay, a real estate mogul. #thoughtsonwalks

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

When you find yourself sitting in your car in a parking lot because you don't want to disturb baby. #pause #thankgoodnessforthecarblanket

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

I tried Netflix for kids, but Eliot prefers Macklemore music videos. #theonethingweagreeon #gonnapopsometags

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Eliot got us kicked out of a bar this afternoon for being underaged. #babyrebel #afternoonjazz

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

"Fifty ways to make it seem like you heard what they're talking about" #hearinglosspoetry

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Saw a squiggler on my ceiling but avoided eye contact...I just hate confrontation. #compartmentalization #cecinestpasunbug #goingtoregretit

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Putting another 12" of hair into the mail today. For donation, but still feels weird. Can i be cloned from mailing hair?? #hairfarmproblems

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

7 mo old baby just grabbed my nose and then kept his fist closed and waved it around, smiling at me, as if to say "got your nose".

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

One year I asked for a label maker for christmas... #originalhashtagger #inreallife #beforeitwascool

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Everyone loves McDonald's all-day breakfast, but it's so unfair. What about those of us who want breakfast nuggies?? #kiddingnotkidding

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Time change baby has kept me up for 3 days straight, but I just bought myself a cream egg so I'd say I came out on top.

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Woke up, went to use the bathroom, and the toilet seat was cold... #notinjapan anymore #homesweethome

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

It's important to wear obvious workout gear on stroller powerwalks or people will think you're just rushing around with a baby. #judgemenot

[Jessica Davenport @Jesslpa]

Used to leave town for the weekend with just a backpack...sigh...those days are gone. #babygotstuff #lotsofstuff #guessineedaminivan