Jessica Fairbanks

I go hard for people I love, and even harder for myself.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@Oikos what the HELL did you do to the Oikos pro recipe???? I eat one every day, best thick greek yogurt around with high protein. Now the new packaging is out and its runny, gritty and gross. Threw it away this morning. Wtf???

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@TiWatchesTV They were not a bonded pair. They were siblings who fought, so it was the better solution.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@smilingorservin Define tore. Is it in the room with us?? Because it sure wasn't at the reunion I watched when an insecure child threw tantrums against a woman who has done, wait for it, NOT ONE THING TO HER. NOT ONE THING!!!!

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@samiam4275 This. Fucking. Part. God they were hard to watch and i think we know why....all 3 thought this would be THEIR season. They would be the stars of the show and instead it's TJ, Mia, Brad, Justin and Molly. They are more fun to watch, it's that simple.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

I am 17 minutes into the #southernhospitality reunion and I need to know EXACTLY what Mia and Molly did to Maddi to be getting so much smoke? And why is Michols being protected like he is the fucking pope?? Gross.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

Wrapping up #SummerHouse rewatch, and im telling you, watching through an "amanda is a bitch" lens?? She was the problem the whole time wasn't she? I think she played a role each summer after being awful to kyle through fall and winter and we fell for it.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

Margo sucks, love Longleat, Mark and Kimi are icons, but let's talk about what's really important.. in her confessional did Margo say "they are trying to make the ACULTURAL" instead of cultural? Im bothered. Watch it and report back olease 🤣#ladiesoflondon

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@IMURGRLWGRNIS You spelled Making the show entertaining wrong.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@Lexi58746074319 @bravooomg No one said she was Japanese. Maybe read the post again?

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@cecilia12466995 @linusvpelt Lmfao and where is Kyles storyline exactly?? Its ALL dorit. If she didnt manufacture this feud she would have nothing to talk about because she hides her real life from the cameras.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@Andy sir. I love you and all the joy you bring me, but not when you come for an icon for simply stating facts. #RHOBH IS boring and if it wasn't for scenes with @JenniferTilly and @RachelZoe a lot of us would have stopped watching weeks ago. Back off SMG, her d**k's bigger.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

I need to know more about the cafeteria trays they were using to eat Amanda's birthday dinner?!? We have gowns and tuxes and then mac and cheese out of a kids plate lmfao. #SummerHouse

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@hills_scribe Uh. She did. He took it for granted, refused to grow up and cheated repeatedly. So now he doesnt get that from her and rightfully so.

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

Hey Kyle, it's not the weed making Amanda disinterested in intimacy, its the last decade of disrespect, cheating rumors and the way you have totally ignored her wants and needs. Weird right?! #summerhouse

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

Dear @BravoTV Please take all Housewives to Amsterdam and give them weed and mushrooms. I've never been more entertained, #RHOC

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@leesaturnbull @JomboyMedia You think kids should all get participation trophies dont you?

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@ChatterboxKeirn Except SHE didn't tell Tamra, Dave Quin did. And why should she tell Katie when katie lying about talking to her is what led to her on the show. Kiki does nothing but promote WOC on these shows, maybe learn about the person you're bashing before spitting lies?!

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

@aggie822 Tamra said in an ask me anything yesterday that she and Shannon both immediately spoke up about it, but they only aired Shannon saying it in her confessional. That planned take down was disgusting to watch!!

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Know I’m about to go full Scorch Earth w/ OC Housewives tonight

Blatant setup with so many holes, all to takedown the only woman of color on an all white cast

So if I sound like I’m pissed when posting, know I’m PISSED #RHOC

[Jessica Fairbanks @Jessluvsdogs17]

Soooooo @Tamrajudge never had an autism assessment done?!?! Yet went on her podcast and shouted to all that she is on the spectrum in a clear attempt to stave off the hate? Disgusting #RHOC