Jay

happiest sad girl you’ll ever meet

[Jay @Jesslyngarcia]

I've had sex that's lasted longer than my engagement 😂😂😂

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Time zones are weird.
It's 2pm in Japan.
It's 6am in Germany.
It's 1930s in USA.

[Evan Kilgore 🇺🇸 @EvanAKilgore]

This is Donald Trump's America.

Are you happy Republicans?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Netflix @netflix]

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

[? @sasitwas]

whoever said his face is like a tupperware box after storing spaghetti in it has never left my mind

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Sex is great, but have you ever watched a qualified, experienced woman eviscerate an ignorant, unprepared sociopath for two hours?

[ryan w @SourceRyan]

Jesus fucking Christ. We are not aborting children in the 9th month or executing them after. Unless you count school shootings. #Debate2024

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

[❤️‍🔥 Rachel & all this wild joy ❤️‍🔥 @racheloml]

This means Taylor’s team authorized Harris to use The Man well ahead of the debate. So if you’re remotely thinking her statement was last-minute or forced, think again.

[Taylor Swift in 4k @4k_taylorr]

With love and hope,

Taylor Swift
Childless Cat Lady

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up

[Stevie Nicks @StevieNicks]

As my friend @taylorswift13 so eloquently stated, now is the time to research and choose the candidate that speaks to you and your beliefs. Only 54 days left until the election. Make sure you are registered to vote! Your vote in this election may be one of the most important things you ever do. https://t.co/mdCnOFRxRr

Love,
Stevie Nicks
Childless Dog Lady

[liz 🦋 @AstoundingSwift]

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Brittany Mahomes after seeing Taylor’s Kamala endorsement

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.