JP

funnier in person — following publicized trials and shouting into the void about them.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Apparently I was supposed to have the foresight of knowing that my tweet would be sent to the judge 3 weeks later with an incorrect time stamp, after an impoundment order was put into place that didn't exist at the time of the tweet, and that the judge would blindly believe the anonymous emailer and order 32 lawyers to attend a court hearing where they couldn't speak on a Holiday week. And since this was my fault and not the judge's fault it would be incumbent upon me to raise $20K for Karen Read when Brandi could do that on her own, despite the fact that I am getting close to 7 figures in legal bills for myself which I only have because the government chose to arrest, indict, and incarcerate me because I wouldn't stop reporting on what actually happened to Karen Read and built a socio-political movement that raised $1.1 million for her legal defense.

[JP @Jessspot_]

at least we can all go to sleep happy knowing carter hart didn’t win the stanley cup

[Sleuthie @SleuthieGoosie]

Zero chance he skates. He’s fucked. 💅🏽

[Damon M. Seligson Esq. @DamonE73270]

👇⚖️ The new lawsuit we filed last week against MSP and Canton PD is already having a wider impact.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I don’t know if I have the bandwidth right now to listen to three Drake albums. Just tell me if we have a summer bop or not.

[Non-Expert Witness @bishalot]

Who wore it better?

#KouriRichins #KouriRichinsTrial #SarahBoone

[Shannon @shannonshaming]

Mitigating factors: excellent fall decor, Adept Christmas party organizer, Threw a memorable sweet 16 party, donated lots of snow boots, started inmate yoga

#kouririchins

[JP @Jessspot_]

Kouri Richins thinks she’s doing a god damn Ted Talk istg …

[BoozeyBeauty @BoozeyBeauty]

Changing Sandra Birchmore's manner of death to "undetermined" also means the case has been reopened by the Norfolk County District Attorney’s office.

That alone puts an immediate stop to all public records requests surrounding her case.

Like I said: I see through the bullshit.

[Linda @t7_linda]

How is it even possible that 48 women can be sexually assaulted by the same man, provide evidence of the assaults at trial and all 48 victims are determined to be liars and he’s found innocent?
There needs to be an investigation into this judge and this ruling

[Nate Eaton @NateNewsNow]

A judge has denied Kouri Richins’ request to have her sentencing postponed
https://t.co/DoqhJ8lP8B

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

The cruelest part of ADHD isn't procrastinating on work. It's procrastinating on your own joy. I will buy the paints, clear the desk, set up the lights, and then sit on the couch for 4 hours because the transition into doing the thing I actually love feels physically impossible.

[JP @Jessspot_]

@Ringomagicmaga @901Lulu Oh here’s the link to a clip https://t.co/XoXXBcixpq

[JP @Jessspot_]

@Ringomagicmaga @901Lulu I saw a clip and Lynette’s mom said it - the clip was with Ashley Banfield .. not sure if she’s still with news nation or not !

[elsiestache ༻༺ @_LOVERiplier_]

i don’t trust anyone that doesn’t think space is cool as fuck

[marie @astou_jolie]

You either have to be a bitch or get auto immune disease. That’s real talk.

[Latest in Cosmos @latestincosmos]

This is my favorite shot from Artemis II so far—Absolutely Stunning!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Police in the Bahamas arrest husband of US woman who was aboard boat and vanished.