Cali’s Secretary

Don’t hurt my feelings, I’ll internalize it.

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@Patiencezero0 Just say you’re a Nazi and get over it. Get out of CO

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

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[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

Fuck and a cigarette?? FUUCK

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

You know when you haven’t eaten yet and your stomach is growling and you drink a bang? I’m yearning for that feeling.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

DAT HAS NUTS, I'M AWERGIC TO NUTS.

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@Seedra116 Stop supporting a killer with evidence that isn’t true because he’s hot. I’m not sure if this is a mental or obsessive thing or not, but holy shit get a life and some help.. also jfc you got no clue if the car was stock or not, the fastest mustang ever recorded is 342 mph

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@FrancisSt5822 @AlgorithmPulse Nancy why are you so mad that you’re finding any post related to her and tweeting slut?? That’s actually crazy lmfao

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@wetbanana8 Post ur favs

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

I vape for science. I vape so when my body is donated they can figure out long term effects. I vape for the cause. What are YOU doing for the future generations? 😔✊

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

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[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@TheYungBustin NO CAUSE LETS FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT

[Justin campbell @TheYungBustin]

I didn’t realize how popular it is to go to Chinese restaurants for Christmas. How’s were packed

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

@wetbanana8 I know you’re seeing this

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

Congratulations @wetbanana8 on returning to Twitter

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

Tom Cruise the Fish Fucker

He is among us.

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

I believe in dyslexia because Cali bought a large bag of hard life savers after I offered him a whole roll. Turns out he thought he bought the gummies.

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

Unemployed Cali: “Do you think chipotle knew I was a man? So they raised the prices cause they knew I made more?”

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

A 6 year old just bullied me into getting face paint

[Dumb™️ @calindie77]

Yo hearse in the car pool lane

[Cali’s Secretary @Jessstheless]

Also Pom Poko does NOT get enough love, idgaf, that movies amazing