Dollar Store Thor

140 couldnt explain enough. Or maybe entirely way too much.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

Some chick at the gas station blatantly threw a wrapper out of her car onto the ground. As I was walking in I picked it up and tossed it back in her car window and said we have to share this planet and I don’t appreciate you disrespecting it like that. Shoulda seen her face 😂

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

@KP_Reherski @tyschmit Yep. We’ve gotta let love throw the ball. Everything is getting stuffed at the line.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

@semp1ternal_ @BryanGarris_ Wrangler, or Grand Cherokee?

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

My TikTok feed is just inter-dimensional cable from Rick and Morty

[The Onion @TheOnion]

James Webb Telescope Finds Evidence Of Packers Secondary Lined Up 20 Million Light Years Off Receivers https://t.co/qEVvywpr6E

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

@PatMcAfeeShow #IDontWantToOverreactBUT everything in front of them, with arguably the easiest part of the schedule.. and the Packers have two of their worst defensive performances in back-to-back games to put their backs against the wall. It's time to get Joe Barry the fuck out of town.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

If you don’t have a favorite flavor of chewable Tums, are you even an adult?

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

I too am offended by Jason Aldeans song. Not because of the lyrics, he’s just a shitty musician…

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

My dogs kept begging me for my Popeyes chicken tenders so I let them split the biscuit….that’ll teach em 😈

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

Aaron Rodgers woke up and saw his shadow, 6 more weeks of having no clue who’s QB he is.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Disappointing end to a disappointing season

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

@propjoelsays Our defense is soft as room temp butter.

[Nieltown @nieltown]

They should make a Slim Jim that gets you fucked up

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

Packers defense has so many high draft picks but is still somehow dog shit.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

@tyschmit So sick of watching the same mistakes week in and week out.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Been waiting 10 weeks to see this. Better late than never.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

Bdubs was so cool in high school. Now I go and all I get is disappointed.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

My music taste is seasonal and it’s gets real emo in the fall.

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

Jk. We suck

[Dollar Store Thor @Jessturm]

Before this game starts I just wanna say I think the Packers can win it