Jessup Douchebag

All the things you were thinking, but too Christian to say.

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Rodger's voice reading off these names... Mmmmm, like music to my ears.

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They say it's the "best athletes" award... I just see "people who have had the most sex on campus" award.

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Rarest sighting ever... Just saw an athlete NOT on their phone during chapel!! #What #CrazierThanTornadosInRocklin

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I hope Isaiah says "penetrates" in his prayer this morning...

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Just a quick shout out to all my two biggest fans! @DontForgetMegan @speedynando10 #thanksforthesupport #loveyou #yourethebest

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I'm back. Account is re-activated. #comeatmebro

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If she had a nose/lip ring, she also has daddy issues.

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“@awongwong12: Just watched a girl trying to light her blunt up in the front row of jessups parking lot😂😂😂”// Our donors would be so proud 😒

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If I've offended you tho:
1. I'm really sorry
2. It won't happen again
3. Numbers 1&2 were a lie
4. You're a pussy

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They may verbally hate me to save face... But we all know you've laughed and secretly love me for speakin truths. Jessup Truths.

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@DaneKurtz 😁

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Our own Mr Mackey, Mmkay?

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I hope Jim Crain starts a class discussion about charismatics today! It always goes over to well.

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@Emili_Anne ugh... I hate when people trash talk our school! Like, seriously!! 😠

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@speedynando10 I dono... I kind of like it here! Loooove you 😘😘

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I am seriously so devout in stalking their social media every night, I forget we are not actually in a relationship.

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My internet just crashed. I'm so shocked. Only twice today 💀 #mywju @JessupTruths #WJUConfession

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All I did was complement them on their sweet mustache… and now she doesn't want to talk to me anymore?! #hairyandscary #ifyourfaceisthisbad…

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William Jessup: where the most sexual action these homeschoolers get is via @JessupDating tweets and Carls Jr commercials.

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Valentines day was last night… who wants to take a black light to the prayer chapel?