Achalugo Dike

Fat Delta chick maka o bu onye ji e ego di fit. Soft life aficionado. Anime connoisseur. Amapiano colonizer

[Achalugo Dike @Jessy2Noni]

My life is a movie…. It’s early 1990s nollywood but still

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

he always been old my entire life but now he’s actually old 😭

[Achalugo Dike @Jessy2Noni]

What God cannot do does not exist but what God does not want to do does

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

i can’t quite explain it but i can tell this dish was made by a nigerian

[The Ignorant Noodle @IgnorantNoodle]

The original Wayans being New Yorkers and then the next two generations being LA niggas is HILARIOUS to me.

[sheena 💋 @SheenaAhize]

petition to bring back ycee and maleek berry

[Achalugo Dike @Jessy2Noni]

Dear Nigerians brushing till you’re choking on the toothbrush doesn’t mean your tongue is officially clean 🥲

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Those 3 upstanding young gentlemen don’t stand a chance against that THUG in the top left

[LENNY 👑 @TheLenny_]

He said every little thing, as for the big things, you’re on your own 😂

[rosa. @rosa_rtk]

I’m screaming because you can tell they’ve been laying low waiting for it to blow over. Kendrick said AHT AHT

[Sofiya Abena Ballin @sofiyaballin]

Speaking of, I really want to know what happened between her and the preacher. Yes, I feel entitled because it’s always “buy our book that tells you how to get the love we have” but when we they break up suddenly it’s “please respect our privacy.” Nah, write that book too.

[Nato Jacobs @Eddie_Factzz]

Denzel said shaking ya hips on TikTok ain’t gon cut it brother

[Kar @karlogan_]

Here y’all go again. Book of Clarence came out this year, Christina Milian is promoting a Black rom com right now, Cross is streaming on Amazon Prime right now, Supacell dropped this year, Snoop Dogg had a football comedy coaching black kids, I could go on

[MR RECOUP🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @AbrahamOkojie1]

Nigeria don turn Mecca for fooling 💔

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

Jennifer Hudson’s staff after making a jingle for every new guest on the show

[3rty 🍭 @3rtymusic]

Another Monday has passed. Week will soon end. This is how people get old. Week by week. You wake up one day and youre 50.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

This the longest halloween i’ve ever seen and it still ain’t halloween yet

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

“For this Nnewi?”

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

ngl it never crossed my mind that Pete Edochie was ever a young man