Jess

Freelance criminal defence lawyer, part time chicken wing connoisseur 🌸🌸🌸

[Jess @JessyApril94]

First class example of how to make a female lawyer feel uncomfortable in interview.

I sent this officer my client’s prepared statement, he then responds with this mid interview whilst I’m sat across the table from him 🙃

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@mattknights1997 Exactly 😭 I’ve not claimed once or got any points so god knows why it’s almost as much as when I first started driving!

[Jess @JessyApril94]

£1.5k for car insurance, despite being 30, driving for almost 8 years, no claims, no points and a sensible family car 🙃 what kinda joke is this

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@mattknights1997 Exactly, imagine if they’d laughed at me, I would have died 😂

[Jess @JessyApril94]

Got invested as a scout leader yesterday. Gotta say it was more scary reciting the promise in front of 15 teenagers than speaking in front of a judge 😂

[Jess @JessyApril94]

So a prison wouldn’t let me in today with my EpiPen despite being sent an email over a week ago that I need it at all times. When I argued it they told me “well you won’t be eating anything anyway” 🙃

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@SmileItsKitan I even text him asking for the details and he was like ????? 😭😂 ain’t spoke to the guy in 3 years!

[Jess @JessyApril94]

Nah who called me pretending to be my old boss asking me to cover a police station job 😩 we don’t get on but I fully fell for it

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@CoachChim This is facking shit. Wake the fack up

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@Defencebrief Apparently not 🙄 the whole file was sent up under the wrong procedure so she insisted it go back down and then come up again

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@Defencebrief Sent**

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@Defencebrief The joys of the system! Had a matter the other day, client pleaded in summer. She’s had 4 hearings. She was due to be sentenced in the CC the other day but mags sent it up as trial so CC have had to send it back down to be send up again, that’s another 2 hearings 🙄

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@Defencebrief They don’t even like paying us for the one job! 😂

[Jess @JessyApril94]

On todays episode of how will the dscc mess up…. Let’s call every single case through twice just to keep me on my toes

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@mattknights1997 All Wembley so far. I’m waiting for them to give me the wrong station next 🥲

[Jess @JessyApril94]

DSCC really messing up left, right and centre tonight. 5 duty cases so far. I’ve been given wrong custody numbers, wrong references, another firm has managed to accept a case on our behalf, only found out when an officer called for interview. Going to be a long night 🥲

[Jess @JessyApril94]

If anyone would like to meet up and just scream and then go for a coffee afterwards let me know x

[Jess @JessyApril94]

Mood at work while everyone else is enjoying their Christmas break 🥲

[Jess @JessyApril94]

@CoachChim I’m getting my nails and a pedicure done tomorrow. I’ll keep you in my thoughts