Imperfect.publicservant

I have 4 kids, a small business, and my side hustle is being a politician.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Elon Musk gives me big Lex Luther vibes.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

WILX stopped by the store today to film a segment for their Studio 10 Craft Corner segment. Before they started filming we had to hide everything with swearwords on it, which took a surprisingly long time.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Twitter tells me that I have been a twit for two years now.

Twitter mediocrity for two whole years!

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Weed or a skunk. My new scent based gameshow that I just invented.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

@vsComputer Much better than not hearing it

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

The February thaw and the Symphony of the Sump Pump. A Michigan Story in three acts with a gurgling soundtrack.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Have you tried the white knuckle thrill ride that is the Frandor interchange with no traffic lights? I got home 20 minutes ago and my heart is still racing.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

After watching Westside Story my children now yell "I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!" at me several times a day.

#thankssondheim

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Every diet company in America is suddenly trying to convince us that we are broken and unworthy just because the calendar ticked over to 2022.

The "new you" is an unobtainable construct aimed at making money by making you feel bad about yourself.

I like the old you.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

I hear staying home is the new going out.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Double masking at work today. We are in the middle of a really nasty spike Ingham County. Be smart, be distanced, take advantage of curbside services and keep your family and neighbors safe by being responsible. Love you all! The only way we're getting there is together.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

@elplibrary Tilda Swinton as the East Lansing Public Library.

This thread has pretty much everything that I love. Libraries. Fashion. Tilda Swinton.

[Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood]

TILDA SWINTON AS LIBRARIES: a thread

Tilda Swinton as Texas Southern University's Library Learning Center

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

It's hard to argue that we are post racism when someone who murdered multiple people on national television is aquitted. So we keep fighting.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Seams and Woven Art have teamed up with the MSU Broad ArtLab for a fun and free afternoon of social crafting.

Bring your own project (knitting, sewing, crochet, embroidery, etc.)

A limited number of sewing machines will be available.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

I'm super excited to be the Robin to Ron Bacon's Batman.

Can I just ask for two years with no quitting and no global catastrophes? #allIwantforsolstice

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

I accidentally read the comments on an article about Michigan's new option for a non-binary gender identity on driver's licenses and now my brain needs bleach. It's shocking to me how people can be so hateful about something that has absolutely no impact on their lives.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Congratulations to Dana Watson and Ron Bacon!! You demonstrated that you've earned our Community's trust and I am so excited that the citizens of East Lansing invited you back so that I can work with you for the next two years!

And welcome to the family George Brookover!

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Happy Election day East Lansing! You can return your absentee ballots in person or at a drop box until 8pm. If you were issued an absentee ballot and lost it you can still vote at the Clerk's office.

Very excited to find out who I will be working with for the next two years.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

@Bertie799 I've been further corrected re: several large scale protests during the Vietnam era. So more accurate to say no non-sports riots in the the last 40 years.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

Photos from my police ridealong today

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

@Bertie799 Fun fact. East Lansing has never had a non-Sports related riot.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

@dougmaier Nope, sorry. Just on my personal timeline.

[Imperfect.publicservant @JessyGreggEL]

I wasn't sure about publishing my livefeed from yesterday's postgame. I was afraid that my natural tendency towardsc black humor might distract from the seriousness of the situation but as it turns out I wasn't in a joking mood.

https://t.co/0aeo9a3YJO