jessy hammonds

smile! it could be worse!

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

Melania Trump speaks SIX languages.

Joe Biden can barely speak English.

Ilhan Omar can’t read Roman numerals.

Kamala Harris can’t complete a coherent sentence.

Nancy Pelosi slurs her words.

The First Lady is smarter than the entire Democratic Party.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.

I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.

But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.

I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.

Because that is not comedy.

That is sick.

You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.

But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.

It sounds like how you really feel.

They always say there is truth in comedy.

[🇺🇸Ben Owen™️🇺🇸 @hrkbenowen]

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired.

@ABC and @Disney are tagged.

[msPisCensored @msPisCensored]

@ShannonMFHill

[Shannon Hill @ShannonMFHill]

We had a black president for eight years and not one white racist Republican redneck took a shot at him. Ever.

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

The people doing this to Mexico today are the same people ICE agents are trying to deport from the U.S.

Be more grateful to your government, liberals.

[Liberal Tear Creator™ @LibTearCreator1]

GOAT post of the week @NICKIMINAJ

[Dawn 💋❤️‍🔥 @NerdyMom47]

It blows my fucking MIND how ppl think Trump is protecting pedophiles when he is the ONLY FUCKING PRESIDENT to release the Epstein files. Not Biden or Obama tried releasing them. AND to think Trump is a pedophile as well. The only fucking president to sign an executive order to combat human trafficking & online child exploitation. But he's a fucking pedophile 🙄...lol, go fuck yourselves, brainwashed buffoons

Stay fucking mad.

[Jum @JesterJum]

ICE has killed 5 Americans.

Illegal aliens have killed 1,713 Americans.

Guess which one the Democrats have a problem with?

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble

If you don’t respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn’t depend on them

When Billie Eyelash gets her home broken into it’s not gonna be f-ck ICE I can promise you that

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American LOSES IT at the Philadelphia City Council

“I sit here in disgust as I watch Kendra Books, Jamie Gauthier, hold up pictures of a domestic terrorist, Renee Good

- I've never seen her put up a picture of Dacara Thompson, a 19-year-old who was raped and murdered by an illegal alien and thrown over a bridge
- I never seen her put up a picture of Laken Riley, who was raped and murdered
- I never seen her put up a picture of Larisha Thompson, a mother

I named two black women, by the way. And y'all sit here and pander to white liberal women like Renee Good.”

“We are here to give something different to Philadelphia, something that y'all are not used to because you've been voting Democrat for the mayor's office for the past 70 years. It's not MAGA who's doing all of the carjacking and the shootings. When we talk about ICE, 78 million people, 7 swing states, including Pennsylvania, we voted for this. We voted for this. We gave a mandate. — we wanted a fund to deport 20 million illegal aliens that was imported in here by the Biden and Harris administration with the help of the cartels

So once y'all stand up for Americans for once, because America comes first.”

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

What sensible forward thinking cutting edge leading nation is having a DEBATE on whether or not there should be VOTER ID?!?!!!! Like?!?!? They’re actually fighting NOT to have ppl present ID while voting for your leaders!!!!! Do you get it?!?!!!! Do you get it now?!?!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is pure evil for people to stop the arrest of child predators

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

BREAKING: There are DROVES of people who are starting to CALL OUT the able-bodied people who use federal handouts to SURVIVE.

"I'm just gonna say it, and I DON'T CARE WHO GET MAD. There should be NO GROWN ASS abled-bodied person freaking out."

Americans are FED UP with supporting people who REFUSE to improve their lives.

"If you got two legs, two arms, and you can GET UP and talk on the phone. You can get up and TAKE YOUR BEHIND to work."

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

America’s best days are still ahead.

Happy Birthday, Charlie. ❤️

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I call upon all of our supporters to stop the violence against innocent beer cans.

And I call upon all left wing radicals to stop inciting violence against innocent people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Well done!

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Seeing women weaponizing their pregnancies for political points by taking Tylenol to spite... Trump? is batshit insane.

Totally. Absolutely. Batshit. Insane.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

There are liberals protesting Charlie Kirk’s funeral.

Read that again.

They’re protesting a FUNERAL.

How in the world do you protest a funeral and still think you’re on the right side of things?