Watching @CrimMinds_CBS Season 11 Episode 2 and I was like I know that actress what has been in. Went down the rapid hole and figured it out. It was that bitch that killed #derekshepherd! I knew I hated her.
Conversations you have when your parents are 70.
Dad: Jessy
Me: what
D: Jessy
M: What
D: JESSY
M: WHAT
D: No need to yell. Will you help your mom bring in groceries.
M: She here
D: No just when she gets here
M: yup glad you woke me up to ask me that. I’ll help. #myparents
Just heard the lonely song by @justinbieber like is he ok? Dude do you need a friend? Like I give zero shits about you fame cause I think making people famous is stupid but if like you need a friend I got you dude.
@drannamvaldez I almost got kicked out because my cat walked across the keyboard. Teacher thank goodness saw it. Then it flagged me cause my nephew asked for a piece of paper for his school work. The stress added to nursing exams with this is too much.
Gonna be a fun 12hr shift. Stopped by @Starbucks to get a coffee, got on the interstate chugged half of it before I realized wasn’t mine. Yup my #lactoseintolerant ass just went ham on coffee with milk. Going to be a long shift. 😂
Y’all ever stare longingly at your #passport wishing you could go to your favorite country (#Italy) then remember you’re #American and your country men would rather not wear a #mask then save people? #imnotliketheothers
Oh shit. I think I #caughtfeelings I am so screwed. I don’t even know how to get a boyfriend. Do I like find the smoothest rock on the beach for him or something?
@JeffreeStar As much as I could use the money I am a health care worker so I still have my job and there are people who need it more than me. I would love to be your PR list though. I’m nothing special, just a makeup lover who can’t afford to buy it.