Jessica

[dr. alejandro @iamtheFLYEST]

I might just buy 20 Akeem Ali tickets in Jackson so he can shut the fuck up about it now

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Like actually, why would you come outside in pajamas and bonnets?

[Jessica @JestJessica]

This!!!!! 😭😭

[Kunna @KirstyNOTKristy]

Y’all don’t know how to dress for occasions.Yall come to the school smelling like weed. Ass and titties out, to pick your kids up. Yes they need someone to tell them how to dress. Y’all suck

[Jamiya Mays @iamjamiyaa]

Y’all be having lash blindness so bad, like bitch you look scary tf 😂

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Once I see that you’re slow… wrap it up.

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Idk, something about a man sleeping all day, unproductive, lazy, etc… just gives me the ick.

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Tyler Perry couldn’t even come up with no shit like this! Lord have mercy! #ThePolygamist

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Me and my son everyday. 🙂‍↔️

[m. @moseason_]

People don’t do spontaneous things with/for their kids or say yes to something ridiculous enough. What’s going to happen if y’all have ice cream for breakfast one day or you say “yes, go put your shoes on” if your kid randomly asks you if y’all can go to Skyzone? 😂

[Jessica @JestJessica]

LMFAO!!! I just woke my baby up 😭😭

[Hot Sexy Latina @lexascending]

If your ass stinks through your pants go to the hospital.

[katie @katiebandz_]

Y’all abbreviating words that have never been abbreviated before.

[Jessica @JestJessica]

“If I’m lying then I’m flying Economy, If im lying, I’m flying economy, I bet I know who I see” 😭 drake really the messiest like whoooo??

[Jessica @JestJessica]

🫩🫩

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Gas being $2.90 on Sunday to $3.19 on Thursday is insanity.

[Jessica @JestJessica]

Baked beans already sweet, why everybody putting a pound of brown sugar in it too? Yall foot gone have to come off at 37 frfr. 🫩

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[Jessica @JestJessica]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

Send a toddler in the direction of said breath.

[Jessica @JestJessica]

You know what… hell yeah, Coltrane! 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾 #Nemesis

[Jessica @JestJessica]

My son doesn’t even wake and just lay there to realize he still in the damn world before he jumps up dumping out toys and demanding breakfast. Like how the hell you know you hungry if you just woke up literally .2 seconds ago?????

[marie @astou_jolie]

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

[Girl.Cole @ColeRNx2]

Yall always bragging about not having no kids but wanna celebrate Mother’s Day bc you got a dog.. please go to hell 🤣🤣