It’s May the 4th. If you’re really my kind of nerd, you’re already staring at the Millennium Falcon on my Throne like it’s your personal side quest.
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Good things come to those who serve… and my Throne wishlist is the perfect place to prove your devotion. Spoil your Unholy Goddess and earn a moment of my attention. Repeat as needed. https://t.co/IoVROFqpaz
Pretty privilege is real.
Unfortunately for you, so is the bill.
Now smile, little loser, you should be grateful it costs money just to exist in my orbit.