Jester Of Fire

Bisexual Government Employee, leaning to the right, praying for the left. Happily and monogamously married. If you misspell "y'all" your argument is invalid.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

35 years in jail, you fucking idiot

[America's Most Vaunted @stillvaunted]

You can't have gigantic tattoos on your chest and multiple facial piercings and expect a ton of clean-cut guys to show interest in you. It is what it is.

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

@Emmi_y00 @LeoTrapovich Okay, but being a horny is actually the norm. You can't go around projecting your sexual dysfunction onto other people and then getting upset at them when they don't let you do that.

[Gareth Milner @sw1a0aa]

Peak photography in Belfast.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

“ Men getting too much attention makes them feel emasculated”

I know, getting too much money makes me feel broke

[critter @BecomingCritter]

once a girl complained to me that every time she explained our arguments to chatgpt, chatgpt would side with me

i said i had the same experience. she lit up “oh it sides with me?”

oh, no, i meant it also sides with me

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

if you look around at everything happening and your conclusion as to why people are becoming more radicalized is still some shit like “andrew tate” and “podcasters” you should be wearing a helmet 24/7

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

i figured it out. I fucking figured out one of the common factors on why i feel this way about so many posts

i know i say this a lot but it's that damn "objectively" word any time someone throws that in their take it is guaranTEED to almost always make me more annoyed about it

[HWIOC @NobodyIsOurGuy]

I'm an Amish man who never saw a woman's ankles until I was 26 years old and this is my Tweet.

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[Tom the Wanderer @tomwanderer]

>going to see the odyssey
>order popcorn
>worker asks if I want a themed bucket
>I ask her if it’s Odyssey or Iliad
>she doesn’t understand
> I pull out a chart explaining what is Odyssey and what is Iliad
>she laughs, “it’s a good bucket sir”
>get themed bucket
>it’s Iliad

[DukeNukem96 @DukeNukem1996]

Well it helps that the 33rd is subsidizing the other 32's expenses.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Leftists now that they can’t ruin your life over a joke

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Somali's stole 20 billion dollars from tax payers, some of which was meant to feed hungry kids. You don't care. You have never talked about it.

100's of millions of meals were supposed to be served and they took the money. Not one post from you.

[Weber 🇦🇷 @weberju5]

Every Sci-Fi writer who wants to do travel between different star systems has to deal with a fundamental problem:
The distances are insane.

There are multiple ways of tackling this. The first one is to just go really fast, up to a significant fraction of the speed of light. That's HARD. You have to know physics, deal with time dilation and so on; essentially you're forced to build large parts of your story around relativity.

The other option is to go "faster than light" without actually accelerating in a conventional sense. That's warp in Star Trek or hyperdrive in Star Wars. You can have the space travel without any of those nasty little issues that relativity introduces into your story. Great!

Once you insinuate that you accelerate a mass to near light speed, though, you open up the entire can of worms that comes with it. Your world building then has to deal with the fallout.

TLJ does not. It breaks the rules that were set up earlier. It retroactively destroys the plot of 2 of the 3 original movies by making the Death Star completely redundant: Who needs a giant space lazor when you can just strap a hyperdrive to a large stone and ram it into a planet at near light speed?

The fact that this nonsense ever got made shows how little respect Rian Johnson has not only for the lore, but also for his colleague who then had the near impossible task of cleaning up this mess (not that it mattered that much; the last sequel movie was an insane clusterfuck in is own right).

[TruthHurts @TruthHurtsTKV]

Karmelo Anthony as a person, truly is evil. He didn’t show a single bit of emotion until he cried after the guilty verdict. He’s only concerned about himself and not the family he ruined