Rob Crosbie

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

@elonmusk My biggest difficulty is living in a small town, in a rural area in Scotland. The nearest dealerships are all in cities and also, I don't have enough money. Primarily the latter.

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Gotta love Matthew, though. Drawn in the original Sam Kieth style. All rights belong to the respective artists @neilhimself and Sam Kieth.

#sandmancomics #Sandman

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LI love #sandman and playing cards and would love to see something like this, which I had bouncing around my head for a while. Drawn in the original Sam Kieth style. All rights belong to the respective artists @neilhimself and Sam Kieth.

#sandmancomics #Sandman

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The eternally adorable Death.

Drawn in the original Sam Kieth style. All rights belong to the respective artists @neilhimself and Sam Kieth.

#sandmancomics #Sandman

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Been a while since I felt creative - so it's fitting I decided to add Despair to the deck.

Drawn in the original Sam Kieth style. All rights belong to the respective artists @neilhimself and Sam Kieth.

#Sandman #sandmancomics

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@rickygervais I've got a fantastic idea for a character in Afterlife 3 - if I tell you and you like it, can I play the character?

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I think you finally enter adulthood when you realise the 'tubby comedy sidekick' is actually just an irritating cunt.

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

Just a thought: If we're leave the EU because it was a 'failed experiment'... Why do we still have a government? 🤔

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

Never arseholeume - it makes an arsehole out of you and me!

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

Hasn't Robert Pattinson technically already been a batman?

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Do you remember back when Jamie Oliver wasn't a patronising millionaire serving a side salad of calorie guilt at every opportunity?

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

Imagine if 'something' just worked. No fiddling, no tech support, no constant attention, no hours wasted Googling - it just 'worked'.
What a fucking utopia that would be.

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

If advertisements have taught me anything it's that I really want to go on a package holiday that is not Atol protected.

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

My dog just did the most expensive poo, ever.
The only thing I had to pick it up was a 'bag for life'

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When a cardboard box applies for a job at the council... https://t.co/GvtDCz3nCo

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Tuesdays venue.. https://t.co/dvT2nvtm99

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Raw Guffaw kicks off 2020 with an aspiring newcomer who has all the chops and makes no bones about it!

#standupcomedy #dumfriesandgalloway #livecomedy https://t.co/rKg81g1vWX

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If Karate Kid has taught me anything, it's that milking a sympathy vote and throwing a lucky kick in... and you can achieve anything.

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Final reminder that despite the Facebook glitch - this beauty kicks of qt 8pm tonight!

See u there :] https://t.co/gAQ3Eqb0Yt

[Rob Crosbie @JesterThump]

Finished. I'm really happy with how this came out, I was a huge fan of his and this needed to be done right. #rip #sirjohnhurt