Jess W

Short bloke from Suffolk living in Liverpool

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Jeremy Clarkson’s Farm show on Amazon is the most radicalizing piece of mainstream media I’ve ever seen

Just one example (bear with me):

Badgers became a protected species in Britain 40+ years ago.

The population has exploded and now frequently transmits tuberculosis to cows

But farmers can’t cull the badger population to protect their cattle because the government still considers them to be endangered

Instead of addressing the root cause, the UK has the most batshit testing regime for cattle

There’s no TB vaccine. So the cattle have to get tested. The vets administering the test have to measure welts on the cows neck. Whether a cow lives or dies comes down to a vet trying to discern 1mm on a caliper (reactive vs non reactive).

If a cow tests positive, the farm (already running on super thin margins) is quarantined and starts hemorrhaging money.

Jeremy Clarkson’s cow (pregnant with twins) has an inconclusive test so it’s separated from the herd. It receives a second inconclusive test so they have to kill it (before it can give birth to the twins).

Now here’s the kicker: the autopsy reveals no sign of TB. It was a healthy cow needlessly killed

So - silver lining the farm should be removed from quarantine, right? WRONG - it’s still under quarantine and has to keep testing and can’t sell its beef

Kafkaesque doesn’t even begin to describe how f’d up it is for British farmers

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@SophiaMyles Dog Soldiers and The Descent are brilliant. Centurion very good. Doomsday crazy but heck of a lot of fun.

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@ATRightMovies

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

And on that bombshell…

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@OasisArchives Think this one was nearly on What’s The Story? Until Stevie Wonder sued

[Oasis Archives🍋 @OasisArchives]

Liam Gallagher, National Treasure 2015

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Season 5 is available to watch now on Amazon Prime!🤩5️⃣

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@OasisMania Best song of the SOTSOG era

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Happy Sunday😎☀️

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Warship hit by monster wave near Antarctica.

The fact explorers and merchants went through this for hundreds of years on wooden ships is even crazier.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Time was, you'd find me outside the pub waiting for it to open.
Now I'm waiting for the garden centre to open.
Life's full of unexpected twists and turns.

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@BoneheadsPage Looks like a ‘90s Oasis CD cover

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@ATRightMovies Dunkirk

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A guy relaxing by the sea suddenly had the most incredible experience ever

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@OasisPlanet_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Columbia

[UFO mania @maniaUFO]

For a few minutes each year, sunlight makes this Yosemite waterfall look like a river of fire.😍

[Oasis Archives🍋 @OasisArchives]

Liam Gallagher - Be Here Now, Manchester Ritz 2019

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

Bull sees a show-jumping horse and decides he can do it too

[Jess W @Jesterlad1980]

@DlRTYSHlRT Should’ve been held back for Be Here Now, along with Acquiesce and The Masterplan