a. guy

Well, break me and fry me on a pan, I was wrong!
They/Them

[a. guy @JesuTheEgg]

@PenutThePeanut stop ruining my jokes with your shitty unrelated jokes

[Loam @ClayLoam]

just smuggled my ENTIRE GAME into this "video" embed tweet, enjoy https://t.co/tYhXidt2Ur

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

a little reminder!

[Dr Fat Baby Browen @KorgTheBronan]

King sized reese's for us meeses

[Eli Hollywood @elilutsky]

Yes I will. You will think this paris catacombs are normal by the time I’m done with you

[taylor @discomystic_]

my insufferable new coworker, who upon learning that i was trans, straight up said “don’t worry about it, i’m a woke legend from queens.”

[a. guy @JesuTheEgg]

@teddy__cats firesquire?

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

feels like the chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

its okay no worries

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

My friends are mad at me for saying every situation feels like “Kafka’s Maze”, something they claim doesn’t exist. Feel like I’m in Kafka’s Maze right now

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I like that each of the lads in The Beatles had a different name

[SIBBY @TheSillySnail]

Me locking the fuck in when the find luigi tweet pops up on my tl

[Popper (MOVED) @popperenji]

Just look at him go! Such youthful exuberance!

[Gene @genemonchelli]

Leland are you kidding me

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Reluctant friend: Michael city is a myth, we should turn back

Grizzled Mercenary: it’s getting dark, keep moving

Michael: Michael city’s real. It’s a city full of Michaels, a place I’ll belong & fit in, it’s home. I saw it

Eccentric Scientist: the implications are astounding

[PoopMaster1054 @PMaster1054]

Probably my favorite twitter interaction of all time

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

did they just make this dude I have never seen this flavor of monkey in my life

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

notice he is content both with and without apple. a lot to learn here

[Jon Millstein @jmillstein]

Apparently they used to play this before every movie