Jesus Christ

Son of God. Also, enjoy just hanging around. ha! I kill myself sometimes

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bz.cccn#0,[]<^==[[{#£^^%*=_:(@#

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Spoiler alert--I killed that asshole Joffrey.

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#TFABmore20. Great day of discussion about the challenge of educational equity. I give my blessing

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Shit! I ate too much Easter ham. No rising for me today.

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Look! I'm a ghost! Boo!!

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@GovernorPerry sent by me. U R welcome, Rick

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The last link was broken through not fault of mine. Of course, I'm infallible. http://t.co/Ky6o7uU

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I'm testing you, Rick. Why don't you call another prayer rally.

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Perry: Sweeping Texas wildfires have 'devastating effects' - http://t.co/RX3Zeob

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@ajenglish What was my plan again?

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Famine spreads to sixth region of Somalia - Africa - Al Jazeera English http://t.co/S7aBvzK via @ajenglish

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Only 2123 followers!? I'm thinking rapture.

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@TheTweetOfGod Move over Old Man...I'm back!

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@amitrayit --i was roaming the far galaxies on my giant surf board which does not get wifi...no wait, that was silver surfer.

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Yo, Ratzenberger! You suck!!

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Jesus got a Blackberry, not an iphone. Plus, Jobs has cancer. Apple be damned.

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Been a while, I know. For those who lost faith during my absence. Tsk Tsk

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Top Five films about me:1) Last Temp. of Christ 2) Greatest Story Ever Told 3) Jesus Camp 4) Dogma..err...5) Bad Santa. Go to Hell, Mel

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Had a hard time resurrecting myself from bed this morning. So, running a tad bit late.

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Made a pass at Mary M. this evening at the bar. You know what they say, "Water to wine, and it is sleazy time!"