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Harvey Dragon Rabbit

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@Mollyploofkins @DecodingFoxNews “Monday”

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@barstoolsports Well at least there’s now an equitable sharing of player talent between USMNT and USWNT.

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@clashreport Those 700K are represented in the congressional districts they last lived in. If double counting was a thing, Japan, the UK and Canada would total six congressional districts, the same as Huckabee’s beloved home state of Arkansas.

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@FDRLST Congress could’ve written:

A “All persons born in the US who are descendants of former slaves”
B “All freedmen born in the US”
C “All persons born in the US whose parents are permanently domiciled therein”

And yet, they did not.

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@Acyn “We have people from all over the world from third world nations, … and they can just come into the country, have a baby, and then that baby is automatically a citizen? The baby can sit on a jury when they turn 18??”

WTF? Did Miller just argue for Eugenics?

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@bo_anwr1970 @almohamadawi31 Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

No deal is better than a bad deal. America out negotiated again. #Iran

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@MattRJBrodsky We can’t believe you voted for him three times either.

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@bayraktar_1love

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@RedWavePress Anyone else feeling motion sick?

https://t.co/JjhpBI78PR

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says talks with Iran are back on.

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@michellelprice “Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!”

https://t.co/EvGcGZUp0X

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@kaitlancollins @ChrisCillizza … and now I do.

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@kaitlancollins @ChrisCillizza The preliminary injunction was denied … I have no idea what the Toddler-In-Chief is crashing out about.

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@BohuslavskaKate “I’m old enough to remember that if Russia made any kind of threat against U.S. interests, the U.S. would respond with most blistering, dangerous threats against Russian interests, …”

[Jesus Heist @JesusHheist]

@atrupar Christ, he’s a Visitor?

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@atrupar “What's up with this large welt under Trump's eye?”

“V” wasn’t just a TV series, it was destiny.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!