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Christ is King, that is all.

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South Park really renamed itself “South America” for Season 29 😂

$SOUTH AMERICA paired to DJT

A show that’s spent decades roasting American politics is now turning the name itself into the joke

They're playing off Trump’s push to rename U.S. landmarks and institutions

South Park → South America

Absolutely hilarious

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@DogInuCTO Bullish

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@KingTakesOff @DogInuCTO @mansourtarek_ @DETNick_ @Kalshi Easy follow, love this fanpage

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@DogInuCTO @mansourtarek_ @DETNick_ @Kalshi Unofficial best Kalshi fan page

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@DogInuCTO Crying 😂😂

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@DogInuCTO Big doginu

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@DogInuCTO @Kalshi @mansourtarek_ crazy!

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Wow I can't believe we missed this one, the SEC had a CAT the whole time!

CAT = Consolidated Audit Trail — the system built to monitor trading activity across U.S. markets.

Meet $SEC, the Securities Exchange Cat

[Stephanie @stephmase22]

🙈🙊🙉 SEC SAID THE CAT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE

The SEC claimed that the CAT Consolidated audit trail was too expensive and needed to be put on a diet, declawed, and defunded.

All while the SEC is writing off
10 BILLION in fines over a decade.

CAT system roughly cost 250 Million a year. If the SEC collected the 10 Billion in fines, it would pay for
40 YEARS OF MONITORING‼️

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This is sooooooooo funny

They're really transferring their sins into these poor live chickens 😭😭

Not a good day to be a Jewish Chicken

$CHICKEN

[Kameron Waters @kameronwaters]

This is happening right now in New York.

Thousands of people transferring their sins into live chickens. Then the chickens are slaughtered and sent to the same stores as any other chicken.

Someone is eating a bird a stranger used as a vessel for their guilt. 🧵 (film link in thread)

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Jeremy Allaire said, “We’re eating our own dog food.”

Translation: Circle built the platform, and now Circle is actually using the platform themselves to move money between their own companies.

They made the dog food.
They’re eating the dog food.
Now we’re all eating DOGFOOD. 🐕

[Jeremy Allaire @jerallaire]

We’re eating our own dog food.

We’ve begun using our own platform to settle inter-company settlements — $68M across 8 entities. Under 30 minutes. 24/7.

Our Treasury team did this with USDC and Circle Mint — replacing fiat wires that take 1-3 days with always-on, near-instant settlement. Full controls. Full auditability. 90% of transfer pricing done in a single day.

This is what the internet financial system looks like in practice. Not theory — operations.

With updates to Circle Mint coming online, this is becoming a possibility for any business.

https://t.co/DI55DaD6wQ

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https://t.co/P7CvFurflX

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S+ tier narrative

$NITYA paired with RCAT (also a drone company)

There's a bird named Nitya who got injured by a cat

The owner made her a custom drone to help her fly again. Her media coverage is gaining a ton of virality!

Perfect pairing with RCAT which is also a drone company.

https://t.co/yBDozyOqx2

https://t.co/5jykmo173i

[his. @ohisileyasamak]

Bir kuş sahibi, engelli kuşunun gökyüzünün tadını yeniden çıkarabilmesi için kabinli küçük bir drone yaptı.

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New OpenAI pair $BLOOP

Bloop is a cute mascot featured on OpenAI's merchandise
https://t.co/WkYXWQbTsW

OpenAI gave Bloop actual character lore, describing Bloop as combining space fantasy, toys, and tinkering, connecting the character to experimentation and building—Bloop's design is meant to remind people that great ideas begin with play

It's too cute not to run!

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This is the only one paired with Anthropic on Robinhood

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I just found on the official Anthropic website that they have a cat named Brian

It has the caption:

"When buying — negotiate hard and lowball at first."

Check for yourself here or use ctrl+f and search for Brian
https://t.co/uCeYMMeP54

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Here's what's on his PDF

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HILARIOUS.

Nick O’Neill just made a video talking about how he has ‘’devastating Robinhood news’’ with a PDF file that could expose something huge

https://t.co/Z7GEoCcH60

It’s hilarious because he keeps saying he has the PDF on his screen but can’t show us what it is, and then crashes out about people claiming he's making stuff up

So I figured we pair $PDF with Adobe

We can create memes about what’s on Nick’s PDF 😂😂😂

I'm happy to start a meme competition. Giving out $100 in $HOOD to the most creative meme. You can use my template.

I'll go first with my meme in the comments.

Drop your HOOD address with your image!

[Nick O’Neill @chooserich]

The truth about the devastating Robinhood chain news…

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[JesusIsKing @JesusIsKing_III]

Robinhood chain isn't thinking in millions, we're aiming for BILLIONS.

Donald Trump's favourite words are:

"BILLIONS and BILLIONS and BILLIONS"

https://t.co/OxKJYvUMyY

This bull run, targets are getting raised, ceilings are disappearing, and fortunes will be made on chain. There will be projects that run to BILLIONS… and BILLIONS… and BILLIONS.

Raise your targets because things are getting WILD on Robinhood