Olivia
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Jesus Is Sorry Podcast
@JesusIsSorry
I AM Satire's Holy Resurrection.
Portland, OR
Joined June 2020
1 Following
31 Followers
602 Posts
Wish I had more time in America’s 51st state, #Canada. I’ll come back soon.
Thank you to the followers who came out to #JesusIsSorryLIVE. We had an amazing time in the Great White North.
Stay tuned for the next locations and dates of #JesusIsSorry World Tour!
#Jesus2026
#JesusIsLIVE in Vancouver, BC! Join the following 🙏 I have my way with the blind 😎
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Now that I Am back, I Am cancelling the apocalypse to host Jesus Is Sorry Podcast where I Am making right what once went wrong. Want to know what I really said and did in the "first century"? Join the following 🙏 I have my way with the blind 😎
#Jesus2026 #JesusIsSoryPodcast
A new follower asked me, “What’s the point of the past 2000 years?”
The truth is I miscalculated space/time dilation and accidentally returned 2000 years late. #JesusIsSorry🤷♂️
Join the following to learn the truth about what I really said in the “first” century…
#Jesus2026
The Jesus Is Sorry LIVE! World Tour continues! #Jesus2026
Getting a refund on your taxes? Why not give those extra shekels to Jesus Is Sorry?! #Jesus2026
No rest for the sexy! #Jesus2026
Jesus Is Sorry LIVE! at Graceland #Jesus2026
Remember Jesus Is Sorry Podcast LIVE at The Alamo! #Jesus2026
You don’t want to miss this once in a lifetime podcasting crossover experience: Joe Rogan and Jesus Is Sorry Podcast LIVE @ #ACLLive — No foolin!
#Jesus2026 #JoeRogan #April1
#Jesus2026 #WorldTour will ascend to the city in the mile-high sky, #Denver. Have dinner at #CasaBonita and then meet me at #RedRocksAmphitheatre for an evening of laughs, lessons, and live Q&A!
#JesusIsSorryPodcast
This week on #JesusIsSorryPodcast, I tell the true story of how my innocent talk with Mary and Joseph became a conspiracy to cover up their unplanned pregnancy.
All I said was I Am virgin born thanks to DNA replication and artificial insemination🤦♂️ #JesusIsSorry🤷♂️ #Jesus2026
What's the right way to hang your toilet paper? #JesusIsSorryPodcast
Oy vey, it’s tough out here for a modern day messiah. Financing the 2nd Coming is expensive these days. I Am begging y’all, help me help you!
#Jesus2026 #JesusIsSorry🤷♂️
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