Jesus Josephson

I'm the son of God bitches.

[Jesus Josephson @JesusJosephson]

boogity, boogity, boogity, AMEN! http://t.co/EKTMFaN

[Jesus Josephson @JesusJosephson]

i'm walkin on sunshine.

[Jesus Josephson @JesusJosephson]

healed another girl with infirmity last night. told her she'd be able to stand straight but she wouldn't be able to walk for a few days ;)

[Jesus Josephson @JesusJosephson]

it's confusing for women when i sleep with them. they're so used to saying my name with other dudes they just get shy with me.

[Jesus Josephson @JesusJosephson]

note to self: never turn water into tequila. when you've got 12 bros and none of them have women, everyone's gonna try and bang yours.