Jesus Christ

I Son of God I
I Professional Carpenter I
I Dying for yo sins 24/7 I
I Born from a Virgin I
I Trans rights I

[Jesus Christ @JesusPossibly]

Please don't call my dad (God) daddy. I get the prayers and have to sort through them and when I see you call my dad Daddy while asking for robux it makes me want to throw you into Hell without my dad's permission.

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You know, I could've just washed my own feet but y'all out here with foot fetishes. Calm down please for the love of my dad

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Jesus just became suicidally depressed. I am not having a good time. So time to drink wine.

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@DeceasedDisease @MammaRhea I have a normal crown

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True story

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@realhimeros This is why I stay inside my cave all the time.

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I'll see you in Hell, flat earthers. Wait there isn't a basement to flat Earth is there?

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Jesus is still sad. Why am I sad? I just saw one of y'all push your dog down the stairs and you better go give that good boy a hug or I'm gonna go down there myself and kick you down the stairs.

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@God2Depressed Dad you're the one who hired the delivery Angels.

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@God2Depressed I'm in, dad
You never give me a choice so I guess it's kinda unnecessary but woo cults

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You guys think life is hard, well guess what? I believe in you and I'm proud of you for making it this far in life. Smile more often, please, it makes us all happy up here in Heaven 💙💙 it'll be alright and even if it's not someone will always support you and love you.

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@DTFDionysus True true

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Jesus has been depressed, I pray that this will be excused smh. If y'all need anything just pray and I'll be there hopefully :)