Jesus Rees-Mogg

Brexitus dominus est. All commandments my own.

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

This may look painful, but it's actually a fantastic opportunity with no foreseeable downside

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Holy stuff, my child

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

I am risen, Alleluia. Slept right through the bastard alarm.

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Our fish art over the moon, to be fair

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

I hath fed the five thousand! With 12 people’s worth of food, admittedly...

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Christ is risen! O Priti Patel’s death penalty plan doth get me erect

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Very uplifted to hear of skyrocketing foodbank use this Christmas. Austerity is the lifeblood of good Christian charity!

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

He has risen! Our lord and saviour Jesus Christ is sitting up in bed watching Home Alone and is reportedly "in good spirits"

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

What up, where the communion wine at

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. But give a man a box of Dairylea Dunkers and he can score some crack. Lots to think about there.

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg https://t.co/LHP3TfPhhT

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Snoop Mogg is the face of the government's Just Starve campaign

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Absolutely appalled at the Jesus side of myself for being a socialist

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Pointless and snooty thou most certainly art

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg All creatures game and shootable

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

On one hand I art Jesus; on the other, I art Jacob Rees-Mogg. I feed the five thousand, but only by pointing them towards foodbanks.

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Funnily enough, endless carping is how I had enough fish to feed the five thousand

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Jesus was a socialist, my child

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Resurrection works 🙌

[Hugh Pym @BBCHughPym]

More on England’s COVID death count review which reduces UK toll by 5,000 - my piece with Prof Carl Heneghan coming up on 10pm News https://t.co/EHJNvLu5m1

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Dismayed to hear that Dawn Butler was apprehended by the police! I shall have to ask Afternoon Butler to bring me breakfast in bed tomorrow.

[Jesus Rees-Mogg @JesusReesMogg]

Er...thou shalt protecteth thy...oh forget it

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Shutteth thy trap