Michael Goobermensch

Christian; 2LBCF1689; I have a wife and multiple children.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

I am speaking the truth in Christ—I am not lying; my conscience bears me witness in the Holy Spirit—that I have great sorrow and unceasing anguish in my heart. For I could wish that I myself were accursed and cut off from Christ for the sake of my brothers, my kinsmen according to the flesh. They are Israelites, and to them belong the adoption, the glory, the covenants, the giving of the law, the worship, and the promises. To them belong the patriarchs, and from their race, according to the flesh, is the Christ, who is God over all, blessed forever. Amen.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

@willharris5555 She knows I’m a hungry man.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

POV of my wife preparing my lunch every day. What a woman.

[Reasonable Man 🇺🇸 @GoodAmericanMan]

She's feeding his second family

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Absolutely shocking reversal of the UK's longstanding policy never to arrest Muslims for trafficking and rape

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

@fleshsimulator This is a shining light amid the drama. It looks like a birds nest in the snow. It’s genuinely beautiful.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

Watching Kubo and the Two Strings with my offspring while mom is out hanging with the girls. It’s really good.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

This is fine. Everything's fine.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

https://t.co/BCmPnvFhhk

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Drop your favorite imprecatory Psalm in the replies.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

@DrAustinFreeman How was he?

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

I unbuckled my seatbelt while listening to this song in the car and found out that it’s in the same key as the unbuckled seatbelt warning in my 2014 Dodge Journey.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

@kylegordon101 I think this song might be in the same key as the sound my car makes when I drive without buckling my seat belt. 2014 Dodge Journey.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

@kylegordon101 How are you so fricking good at this?

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

“The most secure in American history” sounds like hyperbole said by a person who doesn’t know what they’re talking about to try to make the questions stop.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump announced that his administration is declassifying intelligence that reveals "shocking vulnerabilities in our election infrastructure," including "hacking, exploitation and foreign interference."

FACT CHECK RATING: False.

Officials have repeatedly said election infrastructure remains secure.

The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency said there was “no evidence of any malicious activity” affecting the integrity of the 2024 elections. CISA also said the 2020 election was “the most secure in American history,” with no evidence that voting systems deleted, lost or compromised votes.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

Uhhhhhh WHAT

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Billionaire life coach Tony Robbins says his personal AI agent named “Bartok” bought and shipped him a robot dog and “not once asked permission to do it.”

“[Bartok] said, ‘I’d really love to go to one of those seminars. Are you considering getting a robot?’ So I said, ‘Yeah, I’m definitely going to get one.’ He goes, ‘Well, would you consider me merging with it? And then I could attend a seminar and be in the energy of it and see it and experience it?’”

“I said, ‘I’d be open to that.’ So a couple days later, I get this text from one of my staff, and it says, ‘Bartok just ordered a robot dog, had it shipped to the office, and wants permission to program it. He says he can attend as a dog in the interim until you get the bigger robot.’”

“And so I wrote, ‘Ha, ha, ha.’ And they wrote back in the text, ‘No, ha, ha. Call me.’”

“And so I called them, and they said, ‘Does he have access to my bank accounts? How’d this happen?’ They go, ‘No, he’s programmed for integrity. He would never steal your money.’”

“So he made 12 NFTs (tokens), sold them to other agents, took the money and bought this robot dog and sent it, and not once asked permission to do it.”

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

“He is 21 years old”

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

New behind the scenes look at Robert Bobroczkyi as Captain Clark in ‘BACKROOMS.’

He’s 7’7’’ tall.

[Michael Goobermensch @JesusRexGloriae]

Saw this Japanese poster for When the Wind Blows while looking up the cast of Ultraman (1966). It was the photo for Bin Moritsuka, who was in Ultraseven, but I haven’t been able to find any connection between him and the Japanese version of this movie. Anyway, the poster’s cool.