Jesus Shuttlesworth

RAY ALLEN PARODY | Betr den stef curi | OG Shutin Gard an smel ferwird | @FauxRipCity

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @JesusShuttlepls]

@FauxMavs is the brother that everyone hates
@FauxRipCity is the brother that parties too much
@FauxLakers is the angel child
@Fauxhouston is the brother that gets his ass beat all the time
@nets_faux @FauxSpurs and @TheFauxCavs__ are the normal family members
@Krevun is dad https://t.co/K4WYNEGazY

[Faux Lakers @FauxLakers]

@FauxMavs @TheFauxCavs__ @FauxSpurs @nets_faux @FauxRipCity @FauxPacers @Fauxhouston we’d all like to thank @Krevun and his league child @TheFauxNBA

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@AP_Trevor Fuck you

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#NeverPlaySober @TheFauxNBA

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@FauxMavs

[Faux Trail Blazers @FauxRipCity]

Portland is officially undefeated on 4/20. @TheFauxNBA #NeverPlaySober #BlowBros

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@JamesSkittles91 @TheFauxNBA

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How to get more buckets 101 @TheFauxNBA

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@FauxMavs

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We’re coming for you. @FauxMavs @TheFauxNBA https://t.co/yLCoqzsvcF

[Faux Trail Blazers @FauxRipCity]

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/v3sfuNsgYx

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Putting in work @TheFauxNBA #RippedCity

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And we’re gonna keep talking trash. https://t.co/b01HyiNOen

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There’s more than 5 games in a season bud https://t.co/tFjve0KbhD

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@Fauxhouston @FauxRipCity I got you a card

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Not the only Texas team we’re gonna beat by 40+ @FauxMavs https://t.co/dA1HuYHHdu

[Faux Trail Blazers @FauxRipCity]

such a good first win for the boys today. big things coming. #NeverPlaySober https://t.co/J2ftFCvft6

[Faux Trail Blazers @FauxRipCity]

the starting five. #NeverPlaySober

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He has risen https://t.co/QcweewWrej

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@FauxMavs How do your players feel about 8:00 curfews and having their Gatorade in sippy cups?

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Everyone’s glad they’re not a Mav @FauxMavs https://t.co/n2sgiMuNKq