Jesus Sprays 'n' Prays

I'm here to forgive sins and kick ass... and I'm all outta forgiveness.

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Thank you everyone for today's stream and all of them. We hit 200 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!! To celebrate here is ***HEADBANGING FULL METAL GOOSE!*** 🦢🤘😈

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Look, I knew it was gonna be a disaster when reviewers are embargoed in any fashion. I don't work in games professionally but I did work in film and the same applies.

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@hannahdockers Love that this build still works in MW. I used to run "Ninja" back in MW days. Especially that big snowy airport map. This made me quite nostalgic. 🗡️🩸🥲

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I'm back!! | Flat decorated! Games activated!!! https://t.co/MSf8vUXQSl

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@InTheCardinals Yup. Bank heist in TDK still takes it out of those two for me but it's super close.

Ever? That's hard. For me possibly A Clockwork Orange or 2001? Inglorious Basterds is amazing as well though.

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8 years on and I'm still wondering what the point of Juno Temple's character was in The Dark Knight Rises.

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@InTheCardinals First two are 👌 chefs kiss. Third one is enjoyable but not enough Batman in a fucking Batman movie for my liking. Plane and stock exchange setpieces are class though.

[Phasmophobia @PlayPhasmo]

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I wish I aged as well as Geralt.

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@reaperslantern Been building up all year and now I'm blitzing it.

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If you wondered where I've been recently, this is currently how my setup looks.

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@BagelMad Holy mad hell, that's sexy as fuck!

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@Bathtub_Geralt They just ASSUME he like read a load of books and became a wizard. Like it's engineering or something. Fucking prats.

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Moron on the internet: LOTR is dumb, how can an old man face off against a huge flaming demon?!

Me: Ahem *licks finger and turns page* Lecture 1: The Istari...

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I just sneaked a look at 15mins of a random LoL stream. My viewers *may* have heard me saying *just once or twice* how difficult that is for me.

I was doing good... until I saw the GUI for the shop has changed. And THAT made me want to reinstall. Weird how the brain works!

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It's about to turn Saturday. It's time to chill for a nice relaxing evening stream. That could mean JOURNEY, that could mean murdering countless people with mindless violence. Who knows? The night is young! 🌙 https://t.co/OJsLNrkvN7

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@magmamarshez @JennyENicholson honestly I just made this and I feel bad

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Aaaaaand we're back! https://t.co/OJsLNrkvN7

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Goddamn you, Epic servers.

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@DadEpic Had some internet gremlins, they seem to be vanishing so I'll finish updates and then be with you.

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Tony's Blair Twitch Project ✝️😱 is going live now.

https://t.co/suJyC2zU2C