Jesus McChrist

Passive aggressive, emotionally needy and VERY high maintenance.
Pronouns: Thee/Thou
"My Dad can beat your Dad"!
Follow me!! NOW... Or else!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

I'M BACK, BABY!
(For now, at least. I make no promises!)

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@IvanKenyon25948 @AssholeStevie @Kinza1278 You must have been raised in a backward, bigoted shithole like England!
Am I close?

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@Kinza1278 Two phone calls!
One to borrow the money, and the other to order the pizza!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@Sofia50020Sofia The skin!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@GBX_Press Yes, without questioon, doubt or hesitation!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@InsiderWorld_1 Probably!
FUCK ISRAEL!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@RealAshlar Being President!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@EmilySm43 "Who is this"?

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@elonmusk OLD NEWS!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@reginalddhunter Scotland welcomes you!
Sincerely,
The Midges.

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@TheBigTank99 @ElenaBee0 You haven't been studying humans for very long, cadet FKFY#237, have you?

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@ElenaBee0 I can...
I wouldn't!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@elonmusk You wish!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@Rainmaker1973 😁

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@reginalddhunter It's like a Republican's fever dream! lol

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@reginalddhunter I never debate from the losing perspective!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@queenie4rmnola If Black people really believed white people were violent, they'd never have voted for Trump!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@earnknowledgee I got this... 14lbs bread yeast!!

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@mskmalibu

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@elonmusk No, humanity is fine and thriving, despite your best efforts!
You're just losing yours and hanging around with people with the same affliction!
But you knew that already, didn't you... Edolf?

[Jesus McChrist @JesusTSaviour]

@_MoneyMase @0xleegenz No shit! What was your first clue?