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Straight outta Bethlehem. You may have seen my face on some toast. #YOLT

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Nice try, Dave.

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Who has two thumbs and wishes you a peaceful, happy Christmas and a wonderful 2019?

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Why does December 25th never get old?
Because it’s always the present day.

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Jesus is everywhere, especially at this time of year...

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@junoski_on Thank you, June. A very merry Christmas to you, my friend.

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My #AdventCalendar - Day 1

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Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some

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When you realise you haven’t got a clue what day the bins go out over the Christmas period.

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My #AdventCalendar - Day 24

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My #AdventCalendar - Day 23

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@liv_manzo Sorry to muscle in, Liv, but I'm sorry to hear you were feeling sad. I hope you're not weight-ing too long to feel happier, my friend.

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@hoshillegal I don't think craving ice cream is sad, my friend. Ice cream can give you great cone-fort. I hope you find a wafer you to get some soon 🍨

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@kennedyhicksx Congratulations, Kennedy! I'm sure it must have been a testing time for you but you really made the grade!

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What REALLY happened at the Nativity...

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What does the mother of Jesus like to do over the Christmas period?
Eat, drink and be Mary.

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It’s a shame that people have forgotten one of the real meanings of Christmas. Namely worrying constantly about when to put the bins out.

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Always good to read reviews of places before booking...

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@mxnicmxnday I think it looks amazing and I'm not usually even a great lover of cake (I'm more of a savioury guy)

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@stricklandcan12 Don't be sad, Candace. Just focus on the tree-mendous time you're having whilst it's still up 🎄

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@melb_mab Eau hope you get scent the gift that you want for Christmas, my friend.