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[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I like pronouncing penis with an ñ

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

Hold on honey, I need my daily Johny cash thigh high boots time

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

is it a reverse hulk cosplay if I wear a purple muscle shirt and paint my dick green

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I'll be there as soon as I can but Daddy needs his Wendy's

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

if you flip all the switches in your bathroom one at a time you can pretend that taking a shit is launching a rocket

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

alternatively big poop energy if that's more your speed

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I got BPE

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

Big pig energy

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

thanks to more daily escapades I have the phrase "Sweet Molassessy milkfoam!" in my brain

something Burt Ward would say

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

iyu stands for I yeet you #thingsedwoodwardsaysduringtransfernegotiations

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I want a pig to lie down on top of me and let me pet it while they sleep

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

if I could train a pig to shit outside it'd be literally the best pet

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I just wish I had a pig friend to feed cookies to and sleep in my bed

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

apparently my life is an experiment to see what happens to a man when his diet consists solely of cheese and cheese based products

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

white people who use dark skinned emojis and Indian people who use light skinned emojis should both get the axe
#SundayThoughts

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

I just had a thought:

"Why isn't there an app for spouting hateful shit that no one wants to read and having it just kinda sit around?"

I haven't been on Twitter as much recently so I forgot it existed.

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

can you make a bird sneeze by rubbing its beak with a feather?

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

fuck you guys, you wouldn't know genius if it suggested you shove a caster wheel up your ass
#DemocraticDebate #loveisland

[bee boy 🐝 @JesusWasProbGay]

new invention idea: hat with wheels on it and the butt plug that's a caster wheel so you can ride around while sucking your dick