Jesus behind the wheel

do i have to ?
do you need to ?

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@chag_chug17331 @weakmysteryspot @Ieomika Or do you at least have some fuzz?

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@chag_chug17331 @weakmysteryspot @Ieomika Wait are your thighs actually as bare as a plucked chicken while your lower legs are luscious forests? What kinda hair growth is that 😭

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@ElindraanFelt @spylikedat @TheRealThelo @nocontextmemes Going off on a tangent here but I have to say I feel like if as humans we didn’t have such great shoulder and arm mobility, the concept of “masturbating” might not have existed it would be just sex. I’m sorry if I offended anyone without arms.

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@ElindraanFelt @spylikedat @TheRealThelo @nocontextmemes Or even a pillow for that matter but I ain’t about to test that out and dirty one.

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@ElindraanFelt @spylikedat @TheRealThelo @nocontextmemes And to answer your question genuinely, nah its mostly just in porn. I think a table is way too hard and just stiff for it to feel pleasurable against the clitoris. As you can guess its eaiser moving your arm instead of your entire upper body at a fast-enough pace.

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@hdhhhhkjhsj Wait genuine question. Why do you post this genuine bullcrap to get any sort of engagement I mean I saw that your page is mostly invisible so is it really worth it? Are you that desperate for a couple bucks? Or is this like a hobby or sth?

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie Damn answer me bro don’t leave me hanging you started this

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie You have a “whole” bitch? Wait do they come in halves? And assuming will be your downfall anyways so I’m good. I’ll continue “trippin” 😮‍💨

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie Wait final question if your bitch is real, is she a real “hoe” you have to pay to stay with you or do you just pretend that you like her so you’re not lonely?

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie Wait you liked all my replies to you than said this. I don’t really know what your goal is but sure ig bro. If you don’t like women that just means more for me 😏

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie You reply way too quickly tho you sure you ain’t a bot?

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@TetsuoShima_41 @xoeeie But I know you’re just another verified account that gets paid for any engagement I will not reply or argue further because its simply impossible to do that with you.

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@TetsuoShima_41 @xoeeie Bruh you think playing video games in your free time disqualifies you from being an adult man? There are way worse things you can do to not be taken seriously as an adult and you’re setting a great example.

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie You coping bru

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie I ain’t even a woman though 😭

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@ElindraanFelt @spylikedat @TheRealThelo @nocontextmemes Well than its the same for men no? Just fuck into a hole without using your hands.

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@spylikedat @TheRealThelo @nocontextmemes What you mean with our feet? Well ig if you’re determined enough?

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@MintyWineFox @Argentenuem @designatmo This is just true tho not ragebait, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss is just bad I don’t make the rules

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@hdhhhhkjhsj @KOTzWORKA @xoeeie Now why would you admit that you don’t even take yourself seriously 😭😭 Damn

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@igotdegrees @OrangeJoe1077 @quimtendo @MorganT32886739 You clearly gang