Chelsea Buddy

Chelsea FC fan. Donald Trump Supporter. Son of Jesus Christ

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Our Line Up for our Opening Game of the EPL 2026/27 Season. Chelsea 💙

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@_onlyscott Kante at Chelsea

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@Monie_HRM Caicedo with cursed jersey

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@Blue_Footy Is he aware that Joao Pedro has taken the cursed jersey and that the team’s attack is built around same Joao Pedro? I hope Welbeck steps in and helps us

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Top contender for the flop of the season 2026/2027.

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@callmeoscar_1 He is a potential flop

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Premier League Flop of the Season 2026/2027 - Joao Pedro of @Chelsea FC sea

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Since this guy took over this cursed jersey, I’ve basically lost hope in him, cos it’s just a matter of time for Chelsea to put him on transfer market. He might as well ruin our season.

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@Blue_Footy Why didn’t they give Welbeck the Number 9 Jersey? Believe me, Joao Pedro is done at Chelsea

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@TheAthleticFC While writing this, do you forget that Chavarria wasn’t unveiled when Palestra played that left back for us? Just keep your discussion on selling Neto and not him replacing Colwill as a central defender

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@Blue_Footy Not when Joao Pedro has taken the Number 9 Jersey

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@JuanHeart2016 Joao Pedro is stupid. I remember when Tammy Abraham did exactly this when he was promoted to first team and how he left the club through the back door.

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@CFCPys Which of them is our club legend?

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Joao Pedro is stupid for ever choosing this jersey! You better look for the Pope to break the Number 9 curse else you’re leaving Chelsea through the back door! Ask others

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@CFCPys @ChelseaFC He is officially doomed

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Joao Pedro is officially doomed! He is not even better than most of these guys who flopped with the cursed Number 9 Jersey.

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@Blue_Footy He is doomed

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@Chelsea FC kindly sign defenders. Colwill, Lacroix and Fofana cannot do the job.

Your defenders should be intimidating and they should be fighters. You don’t win with chicken bones on the pitch.

Buy quality defenders.

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@ChelseaFC you defense is not completely sorted out. Check out Arsenal’s defense and you will understand what I mean after they’ve just added Konsa from Aston Villa. We need someone to replace Fofana. Murillo is still available at Nottingham Forest. That’s a proper fighter