Jesus Toast

I am Jesus Toast.I who is mightier the Chuck Norris.I am a piece of toast conveniently burnt in the image of Jesus but I also was a hit on the TV show Glee.

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Wow...it's been awhile who missed me? #allmyfollowers

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I totally DONT watch #PLL stop asking.....

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@AngieWoodsMusic
Well. People who follow other people are stalkers. Its simple watson.

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@AngieWoodsMusic
Well....It is pretty self explanatory.

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Uhm. Hai New Followers!
#NEWFOLLOWERSWAG #CAPSLOCKSWAG

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@Poulsie Let the Toast be with you

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@KateyShaw uh...anytime...

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#Toast on spring mornings

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#Jesus_H_Toast can refer to himself in the 3rd person if he wants too...

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#Jesus_H_Toast can beat you at connect 4 in 3 moves.

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I love Justin Bieber.......#BieberSwag

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Guess who's back.No it's not slim shady its #Jesus_H_Toast

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The awkward and awesome moment when #Jesus_H_Toast comes out of your toaster.

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@CITYPUBLICITY well....ma'am toast is everywhere....

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I know #ChuckNorris

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As Jesus_H_Toast I know where #Tupac is.

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@mhowardkarp lets hope its the latter of the two so you can enjoy life.

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@TechneeKel Nah. But when you wake in the morning. and toast mysteriously pops out....

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@Your_Say Do you like toast?

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Toast is gud. #spelling