Jesus Christ

I want to be inside you.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@SpaceRacer423

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@realDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@theresa_may You are so fucked.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Retweet if you belong to the 1% of America who has never seen an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashian’s. We’ve got to stick together in these trying times.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

Y’all wrote the Bible. I didn’t say, do, or demand any of that shit. #DoYou

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@s8n About fuckin time

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

That good good grows wild in heaven. #LegalizeIt

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@DrewAnastasiou @Gas_Kings You’re absolutely correct, Anthony (Bubba’s new girl) was found guilty. Ian and the rest of the Gaskings crew had nothing to do with it.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

My whole damn feed is stupid ass #SilverFoilBalls and #cochella2018 selfies. I don’t give a shit about either. #DadHelpUs

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

Watching the @Sethrogen special on @netflix and looked up just in time to see him vaping through an uncut prosthetic penis. For the record, his junk ain’t that big. #AlwaysWatching #DontMakeMeComeDownThere

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

I’m not the only one who knows what filthy websites you go to anymore. #Facebook

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@s8n I want to be inside you.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@s8n I am what I eat, bitch.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@katyperry A lot of people are doing terrible things to this photograph.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

Amen

[Satan @s8n]

If you’re ever sad about losing a friend just remember that I was God’s best friends until he kicked me out of heaven, but now I’m ruling hell and living my best life so sometimes it’s for the best

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

Honestly, I prefer dogs to people.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@s8n You doing ok bro? You’re tan is on point!

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@cracked Update your YouTube page for Christ’s sake.

[Jesus Christ @Jesus_Returned]

@s8n Your greatest trick was convincing the world that I exist.