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I'm holding a net, not a whip

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Hello new fresh people how was your first day at Dbu?! @DBUprobz

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@Jesus_Statue what was everybody up to over break?

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Spring break has been lonely on this hill... can't wait to see all the students tomorrow

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@ShelbeeeeLynnn @DBUprobz glad the phone was found!

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@DBUStudentLife so, do I get to participate in Mr. big chief, or no?

[Malory Northrup @Malory_Amelia]

One more hour until volleyball at the union! Come and have fun!! @DBUprobz

[JesusStatue @Jesus_Statue]

Let's take a moment to praise Jesus for Mama T

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Who won the debate, you ask?
The people who didn't watch it and did their homework instead

[Malory Northrup @Malory_Amelia]

@DBUprobz @Jesus_Statue Time:7pm

[Malory Northrup @Malory_Amelia]

WHO: Your fellow dbu students
What: Volleyball and Nukem
When: Thursday, Sept. 29, 2016
Where: Volleyball courts by the union
@DBUprobz

[JesusStatue @Jesus_Statue]

Still trying to decide if chapel today was actually a sermon or just a government class?

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Hey guys I'm a pokestop so once you catch em' all, try to catch yourself some disciples FISHERS OF MEN

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This guy's cheekbones could probably cut glass tbh

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Jay probably doesn't want you to clap because DBU might mistake it for a HUGE STORM and cancel classes again

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Happy first day of classes, have fun using all of your Patriot Bucks this week

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Brace yourselves, the pictures of the decorated chapel are coming.

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Let's give a round of applause for everyone rushing, because heaven knows they don't have enough energy to do it themselves.

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Thx for the shoutout fam

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Pretty sure the 11th commandment is: Bringeth out Oceans for Patriot Preview and only Patriot Preview.

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When you realize fall break is over http://t.co/PtEbTqDnY3