Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior

You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. *PARODY* Donate to help solve the homeless crisis (Venmo: @ jesus-m-christ), 100% goes to @MiracleMessages 🙏🙏🙏

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Happy your ancestors were pieces of shit Day.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@RoKhanna We’ve entered the “I’m definitely guilty of destroying America” but it’s boring to talk about phase

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Your biggest miscalculation was thinking that the sex robots were going to be made for men…

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@alexandr_wang Please don’t be woke

Please don’t be woke

Please don’t be woke

Please don’t be woke

Please don’t be woke

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

😅

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@hellenofuturist @memeticsisyphus His point is that maybe we should be focused on stopping pedophile rapers

Just a thought

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@NabiPeters72213 @pmarca You haven’t seen….

The Lord of the Rings saga
The Rocky saga
The Harry Potter saga
Every single war move off all time including Top Gun & Top Gun Maverick
The God Father I & II
Seven Samurai
Die Hard
No Country for Old Men
Prisoners
Or Tombstone?

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

👉👈

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

When your editor wants you to be descriptive but you can’t say the actual race….

[New York Post @nypost]

White hoodie-wearing goon brutally beats MTA employee on Queens subway platform: cops https://t.co/IbalWEFHuK

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

Libs: If Jesus was around you would call him "woke." The Bible is akshully liberal

Texas: Ok, lets have children read it

Libs: NO that'll make them fascist

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Seems totally reasonable

[Secret Show Comedy @The_SecretShow]

She looks like trans Beavis

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@Kingdavid7wmr bruh it’s okay u ain’t gunna be competing in either

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

The Nobel prize is basically my best Jews vs your best Jews

[jd @jdayz__]

World Cup is basically my best Africans vs your best Africans

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

If Dems are so generous when it comes to allocating money why didn’t they ask Obama to give $900 million to poor kids in Chicago instead of spending it on Saruman’s fortress?

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

If u have to post a 7 minute video explaining that your laughing at the victims of gang rape was meant to be some clever commentary on ur political adversaries & that you didn’t mean it to be what it actual was maybe the content game is not for u

[Donna Rachel - The Dissident Councillor 🕊️ @Donna_Rachel_]

I wasn’t laughing at Rape Gang Survivors. I founded an organisation dedicated to supporting rape gang survivors.

I was laughing at Charlie Downes, Harrison Pitt, and Alistair Harrison because they are contemptible people. I hold them in contempt for harming survivors.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

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[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

What’s the over/under for how much money the murderer’s GoFundMe gets

[New York Post @nypost]

'Sweetest' Mississippi couple allegedly killed by burglar, 17, during home invasion https://t.co/3u0SiTn0cU

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

This is how fuq u money is supposed to look like

[The Uri @uricohenisrael]

“Hey Seinfeld, can we get a ‘free Palestine’?”

Jerry Seinfeld: “It doesn’t exist”🤣

Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT 🐐

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

@poopswag34 👇

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

I made the Netflix adaptation of the Karmelo Anthony story. Tell me this isn't exactly how they'd do it.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

https://t.co/t3G8b0Ju0W

[ornstein @poopswag34]

Literally what do black people believe happened lol