My name is mud

Tengo boca pero no puedo gritar

[king IRISH OLOBA FOOLING™ @king_IRISH007]

A chronic masturbator can fuck for 1hr straight without cumming because the skin around their penis is not as sensitive as it used to be

[✦◈ ᥲᥒgᥱᥣιι ✦◈ 🎨 🍡 @AngeliisGh0st]

Genuinly this. Pro censorship ppl dont grasp that censorship wont end with lolisho and incest shipping. People with influence & money will always get their foot in the door with controversial topics, but next real world issues will get censored too.

[azu #FreePalatinate🇩🇪 #ProleLivesMatter @azu2137]

I will not “lock in”. I will not “looksmaxx”. I will not “ascend”. I will not “cold approach”. I will wait for a woman to initiate something. And if that doesn't happen? I kill myself.

[dracula @lowkeydracula]

jeff the killer buys alcohol

[IsseixAsia @IsseiAsiax]

How it feels to make a joke on twitter and get a like from howlingcunnychadgroyper1488

[HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism]

Frank's whole deal is that he's *just* bad enough to open the box, but not bad enough to actually enjoy the Labyrinth.

The Hell Priest in the book even tries to talk him out of it, but he basically thinks "Nah, I'm built diffy."

[Maul Atreides 🇮🇪 42/50 📚 Breaking Bad rewatch! @theweirdinggay]

One of the reasons I love the 2022 remake of Hellraiser is that it remembers that the real villain isn't the cenobites, it's dudes who think their dime-a-dozen sadism makes them tortured sex gods who seek out the box in sheer ignorance of what door it actually opens.

[SKY★STAR?! @luck_starbye13]

This video is perfect for this

[Rock ☘️🗽🐦‍⬛ @RocksGood37]

we have turned what used to be an incredibly kind and unselfish gesture into a forced formality

[Joss Duard the Vampire Slayer @JossDuard]

De hecho hay un cuento en primaria que lo explica.

Lo importante es saber que los niños sepan dónde quedan sus casas y la distancia que hay de la escuela a ellas en caso de que, como el estúpido de paco, sepan volver si se pierden

[🪓 cosmic dickrider 💀 @injvre]

vent art

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

don't you just love when there are 5 characters and 5 shots in one scene, and every single shot is a single character in the middle of the frame and no one else?

cinematography is truly at its finest when designed to be watched in 20 parts on tiktok

[Enrique @Enrique23064145]

@Tonigonzlz -¿Ha tenido sexo en general alguna vez?
-No.

[Toni🔴⚪ @Tonigonzlz]

*En la entrevista para donar sangre*
- ¿Tiene pareja sexual fija?
- No
*silencio incómodo de las enfermeras*
- ¿Ha tenido sexo con pareja irregular en los últimos 4 meses?
- No

[angelo @yorkengels]

las red flag eran un mecanismo de detección de violencia y agresion, que es eso de “que no hable ingles” 😭😭😭

[Rika Uindou @aphexrika]

the argument that “anything made by a human is better than AI” fails to account for eastern european porn games on steam, which appear to be made by the devil himself. very scary and very evil, they definitely harvest your soul if you play them.

[;caim @kazuyavividw]

hbd john xx 🐑