Omega

I don't chase, i scroll. | meme, reply, sarcasm.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Tony stark was able to build it in a fucking cave.
Coldest edit.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Please Do not compare him with Sachin sir.
He is totally a different phenomenon.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi is exactly like Sachin
-Prodigy
-Gets out in 90s
-Carrying his team

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

@zomatocare Check dm.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

@zomato @zomatocare worst food app, sala duniya bhar ki fee lete ho.
Khana delivery krne me tume maut aati hai.
Best hai ke band kardo ye apna dabba app.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Saal bhar bhagwan modi, yoga yoga ka bolte hai tab iski gaav me khujli nhi hui?
2 ghar to dayan bhi chhod deti hai bhai.

[PrinCe @Prince8bx]

mf had the chance to do the funniest thing, and he actually did it 😭

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

#melody

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | "Thank you for the gift", tweets Prime Minister of Italy, Giorgia Meloni

She says, "Prime Minister Modi brought as a gift, a very, very good toffee- Melody"

(Video Source: Giorgia Meloni/'X')

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

मल मूत्र।

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

मित्र, शून्य शून्य सात जेम्स बॉन्ड।

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Dear jio hotstar, ye 1 ghnte ke episode me 10x3 whisper ki ad dikhane ka kya mtlb hai??

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

These chutiya MLAs of bjp in tier 3 cities, will make sure that bjp will never come to power.
In haramiyo se sirf photo khichwa lo reel banwa lo.
Vote salon ko Yogi Modi ke nam pe milta hai.
Kuch kam nhi karte ye.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Body bags , don't ask why.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

name something you NEVER feel guilty spending money on

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

चारा तो लालू जी खा गए।

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Assam and Bengal are clear cases of the election being stolen by the BJP with the support of the EC.

We agree with Mamata ji. More than 100 seats were stolen in Bengal.

We have seen this playbook before:
Madhya Pradesh.
Haryana.
Maharashtra.
Lok Sabha 2024 etc

चुनाव चोरी, संस्था चोरी - अब और चारा ही क्या है!

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

The OF king of twitter.

[Aravind @aravind]

@garudyaan @BibekRoyC If wrong on this Bengal one May 4th, I will lock and hibernate my account myself for months. If someone wants to take my handle will sell it and shut up once for all.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Huh

[burritodog @burritodog_]

which animal is the most useless

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

🥲🥲🥺🥺

[deer @doeincrisis]

got hit by another car.

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Cheese slayer 🧀

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

guys i’m pregnant. give me baby names that sounds majestic

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Rat dragon ?

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

guys i’m pregnant. give me baby names that sounds majestic

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Bi#ch please...

[Dog @thefarmers_Dog]

i am glad humans don’t eat dogs

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Anyone calls @dhruv_rathee randiputram is a legend.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

Anyone who calls Great Nicobar as India's Strait of Hormuz is the biggest clown 🤡

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

How that biker turned into woman ?
Explain please.

[Sravad 💻 @Sravadx]

देशी दारू का विज्ञापन करना होता तो इससे बढ़िया कुछ नही हो सकता था...क्या आपने देशी दारू का पावर देखा है? 😂

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

It's more like thumsup commercial.

[saif @nightchanges]

bro jumps off a mountain with no equipment and flies like superman to catch the bag 😭 now imagine the outrage if bollywood made this scene

[Omega @Jesusfromup]

Thar drivers are the most chutiya qaum, agar sanp dikhe aur thar dikhe, to thar se bachke raho.

[Deadly Kalesh @Deadlykalesh]

📍Mathura, Uttar Pradesh: A high-speed Mahindra Thar ran over a girl who was sitting on a scooty by the roadside and then flipped over. The girl sustained serious injuries.