Jessica Loffa

Shoe addict, Hockey fanatic (Devils & Wild), NASCAR nut (#5), and a workout junkie!

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@naomi_rosenblum @KennyOmegamanX You’re an amazing artist. Thank you for making creating these and making them available to order. Love that the sales are going to charity. Looking forward to receiving my @KennyOmegamanX print!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please go out, have fun, make friends, and build meaningful connections. That mysterious, isolated lifestyle isn’t going to save you.

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@IntrovertProbss Nope, not normal! if I’m going to a new place I’m on Google Maps learning the entire area - where parking is? What’s along my route? I know everything that surrounds that area and it me less anxious.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, it's completely abnormal for people to spend more time at work than with their families. We need a 4-day, 32-hour workweek with livable wages. There is no reason people should be working this much. The working class deserves to live their lives too.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I love how millennials are turning their midlife years into a comeback.

We run. We lift. We train. We fight for our health.

Not a midlife crisis—a midlife upgrade.
Millennials, I’m proud of us.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

I hope one day you become the kind of person your younger self would’ve run to for comfort.

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@TheDrainmaker Been ready for a couple of years now..

[Carly ❤️‍🔥 @nola_swiftie]

When we get that notification “Taylor Swift posted”

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@Arnav_Ve6b @elb0wdr0p Or could it be the New Day vs Young Bucks? I’m okay with this match above but I’d love to see New Day/Young Bucks.

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@elb0wdr0p In all honesty do we think Omega could wrestle every week at this point? Do you think his breaks are just creatively done or are they needed for recovery? Also, a month title run doesn’t sit well w/me. What’s the point?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nothing teaches you BOUNDARIES quicker than realizing that working through your lunch break and staying late for 3 years straight only earns you a "MEETS EXPECTATIONS” rating and a 2% raise that doesn't even cover inflation.

Never sacrifice your mental health for a spreadsheet.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line is valid.

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@SavLovesSwift I really think People magazine has the exclusive and until their magazine drops with first wedding pics, we probably won’t see anything from Taylor or Travis and I’m sure they told guests not to share as well. But that’s just my opinion could be completely wrong!

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@theblockspot Congratulations!! Now every year when all is Swiftes celebrate Taylor’s anniversary, just think we’re all celebrating yours as well. 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I feel like we’re waiting for white smoke to come out of Madison Square Garden to signal the birth of America’s new royal family.

[Jessica Loffa @Jesyka9]

@mrmikeMTL Yes easily

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Went outside today.

1. It’s too hot.
2. It’s too expensive.
3. There’s too many people.

Do not recommend.