Dear passengers. Wild crazy thought. But maybe the crew member walking up aisle saying: 'Coffee? Coffee? Any coffee?' Has the coffee.
And the one saying: 'Tea? Tea for anyone? Any tea?' Has the tea.
Just an idea.
#cabincrew
You know you’re cabin crew when:
You pour your coffee from one paper cup to another to make it cool enough to drink fast - because someone, somewhere, is pressing a call button.
#flightattendant
The #bbc put an #imam who says women should be smart or get be abused or raped. I assume this guy represented the country did he? The BBC has failed to thoroughly vet a person for the #NextPrimeMinister debate. This seems deliberate.
*2019*
Kid: I’m off to a friends after school.’
Mum: ‘Text me every half hour so I know you’re ok.’
*1970’s*
Kid: ‘We’ve made an asbestos raft so we’re going down the river. Don’t need a lift as we’ll get 4 on the old motorbike we found.
Mum: Don’t DARE be late for tea.
there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial