Jetpack Bird

"If you Rizz the enemy and Rizz yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred gyatts." -Sun Tzu, the art of war

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I'm also the first person to Tweet "monster energy taste like 3 cows were eaten raw then spit out in a jar of honey" of 2025

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I reinstalled Twitter for 2023! I'm also the fire person to Tweet "monster energy taste like 3 cows were eaten raw then spit out in a jar of honey" of 2023

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@rystbelt grr how dare the children how whimsical joy looking for eggs in the perfect temperature and beautiful vibrant flower fields!

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@soulsilverart well since it looks similar to luxray im guessing people are gonna say it should be dark type?

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@KrimsonAnt just came back and realize you also skipped Ellio which is even funnier

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@aleemolina24 @KrimsonAnt its no problem i can understand the mix up

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@GabOsowski @MrEliThe3rd because teenagers are never harassed here already

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@KrimsonAnt @Orcinus_Olive LMAO YOU SKIPPED FLORIAN

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i did not expect so much racism against jews in the comments

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Who is "they"?

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@Crouton_Lord what are you doing on this website go outside or play pokemon black or something man

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@realkreon @Manga_Kamen you played through 2 main line pokemon games REALLY quickly

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@realkreon @Manga_Kamen ugh
i said s/v needs a third version that fixes all of the horrible problems with them, honestly if they released a third version thats the exact same story but they fix all of s/v problems i would be ok with that

instead we wont get that until paldea remakes in like 10 years

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@realkreon @Manga_Kamen Oh no you're right mb

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@ananxagoras gonna tell me its absolutely disgusting for a 30yo to date a 33yo?

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@soulsilverart i agree with you, and honestly from what weve seen its nowhere near worth 30$, but i guess ill see when it releases

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@realkreon @Manga_Kamen also the op was talking about remakes, like bdsp not third versions

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@realkreon @Manga_Kamen play dp and platinum back to back and say its the same game, the game changes alot more then you think, i liked 3rd versions because they were like instant remakes that immediately fixed the horrible issues from the first games
if any game needed that it was s/v :/

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@Back2Batk still havent caught it, wth nintendo

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@RealRetroNC yall really like anyone just because their hot, huh

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@monkeBlue14 @queuloriior lmao her hair is entirely different now, but your definitely right