Jet the Hawk

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.

(Gameverse ONLY portrayal - IDW's Jet is trash)
(Run by @Weer_Dough)

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

HEY LOSERS

In case you haven't noticed, your favorite speed-demon hawk has been more active elsewhere, so if you need more of me, and I KNOW that you do, then you know where to go.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

Oh yeah one more thing.

If you want a GOOD racing game, go play Screamer.

That game has actual tech and also REAL lesbians. Not fake "we promise they're lesbians even though we can't officially confirm it" great value margarine lesbians.

Proper toxic yuri as Gaia intended it.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

ANYWAY PEACE NERDS BACK TO BSKY WHERE THE PLACE ISN'T RUN BY A FACIST WHO MAKES SHITTY TRUCKS.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

DODON-PA FUCKED UP SO BAD AGAIN THAT I HAVE RETURNED JUST TO YELL ABOUT IT FOR ROUGHLY FIVE MINUTES

SO I GUESS YOU CAN THANK THE FAT TANOOKI'S RAGING INCOMPETENCE THAT YOU ONCE AGAIN GET A BRIEF MOMENT TO BASK IN MY IMMACULATE PRESENCE.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I'M ONLY A RACING GOD WHO EATS, BREATHES, AND SLEEPS THE ARTFORM OF MOTORSPORT.

GAIA FORBID ANYONE LISTEN TO ME I ONLY ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@RaceCrossWorlds Hey if ya'll are just gonna listen to the crybabies going "WAHHH I CAN'T WIN WITH ME FUNNY ITEMS I JUST WANT AN EASY WIN I DON'T WANNA LEARN TO RACE FAST WAHHH" then how about just remove me and my Rogues from this dumpster fire?

Cause holy crap this sandbag trash isn't racing.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@RaceCrossWorlds TWENTIETH.

TWENTIETH YOU BOOBS.

NO WONDER NONE OF YOU CAN WRITE ME CORRECTLY ANYMORE NOBODY DOES THEIR RESEARCH HOLY GAIA.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

https://t.co/IDKlJC7B04

AY YO FRANCE NICE JOB PROTECTING YOUR GEMS LOSERS. CATCH US IF YOU CAN.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@WickRbn imagine beating me on the track

(you don't)

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

See this person? They get me.

They absolutely get me.

[Proto arts @Proto_arts]

I saw someone say maining Jet is like using the symbiote suit, and that's actually so real. Not only did I snatch bro's first place while he was selecting the track, I also had no reason to not pick the same track, I like cyberspace, I picked random just to ragebait unprompted😭

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

Okay now I'm done peace out enjoy the waft of my excellence in my absence.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

ACTUALLY WAIT ONE MORE THING BECAUSE THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS TRASH, THE WORSE IT GETS.

TRAVIS SCOTT?

REALLY?

GARBAGE MUSICIAN WHO GOT NEARLY A DOZEN PEOPLE KILLED AT ONE OF HIS CONCERTS?

OKAY.

SURE DAWG.

SONIC YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS ACTUAL TRASH.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

Also uhhhh between all of you and me I see DMX in there and ew.

That guy was a raging homophobe.

Guess all that corporate "No we at Sega support LGBT rights!" stuff was, as expected, hollow and corporate.

Wow I am so surprised.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@sonic_hedgehog @Spotify You know. I'm starting to think Sonic's taste kind of sucks.

Also whose racing soundtrack has Come Together in it? Not even the message works considering how phony Lennon was as a person.

Anyway hi I'm Jet the Hawk and my playlist is better.

https://t.co/YkTb91JCNP

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

By the way enjoy another bi-weekly dose of Jet the Hawk and his unbridled awesomeness™

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

Anyway I'm going back topside so I can smoke the rest of Wave's weed.

Really hard to get a light at this altitude, though. The air burns a lot less when I'm a mile up on top of a giant zeppelin.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@sonic_hedgehog @Spotify You know. I'm starting to think Sonic's taste kind of sucks.

Also whose racing soundtrack has Come Together in it? Not even the message works considering how phony Lennon was as a person.

Anyway hi I'm Jet the Hawk and my playlist is better.

https://t.co/YkTb91JCNP

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

ONE LAST REMINDER NERDS AND NERDLETS

Round two is about to start.

You wanna see me trounce the field a second time? You know where to go.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

HEY LOSERS

In case you haven't noticed, your favorite speed-demon hawk has been more active elsewhere, so if you need more of me, and I KNOW that you do, then you know where to go.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

But not only that, but we've been holding one hell of a racing tournament as well, so if you don't want to miss the most hype action you'll see on the track, well...check it out.

By the way, spoilers for the first qualifier.

I won.

Because I'm a racing god.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

@ZavokTheHavok @RaceCrossWorlds You're doing a lot of assuming to think you'll even make it THAT far against the Babylon Rogues. Sit down, shut up, and just watch while the master shows you how it's done.

Maybe you'll actually be able to learn something through that thick skull of yours.

[Jet the Hawk @Jet_the_Hawk]

[ @RaceCrossWorlds ]

THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TAKING MY ADVICE, THE NEW VIDEO IS ACTUALLY GOOD.

I APPROVE

KEEP THAT UP.