jETH

[Sloppy Ape Yacht Club @SloppyApeYC]

Yeah yeah yeah… I KNOW.

“WEN SLOPPENING?”
We’ve all been waiting. I’ve been waiting. The apes are probably forming a union at this point. But apparently that mofo @crispsy has once again gone completely over his head.

Instead of just finishing the thing like a normal human being, he’s in the kitchen cooking up some new tech shit, more art, more customization, and apparently a way to make every ape even more unique.

Because 9 evolution paths clearly weren’t enough problems.

Now I’m hearing talk about making the paths themselves feel more like different characters... more personality, more visual diversity, more “what the fuck did my ape just become?”

And also, let’s be real… errbody’s out there chasing the next shiny thing on Robinhood right now like a pack of raccoons that just found a jewelry store.

So maybe this is exactly the time to let Crispsy disappear into his cave, overengineer the living shit out of this, and come back with something nobody asked for but everybody suddenly wants.

So yes.

The Sloppening is still coming.

It’s just being held hostage by a lunatic who keeps discovering new ways to make it unnecessarily cooler.

At this point I’ve stopped asking for dates.

I just occasionally kick the laboratory door and yell:

“FINISH THE FUCKING APES, CRISPSY.”

[jETH @Jeth117]

@Crispsy

[Crispsy @Crispsy]

SAYC is going all-in on what a static PFP can actually be.

Same format. Same square image. But way more individuality, character and artistic possibility than just stacking traits on the same base.

I’m so damned excited about what I’m bringing you.

It honestly feels like something PFP collections should’ve been doing for years.

[Axel @axel__tv]

Familiar place for Tarkovians ay?

[THE BOLD VOICE @TheBoldVoice25]

Dude passed the vibe check

[DumBum @olddumbum]

Born in slop

Built by slop

For slops

understand???

@SloppyApeYC

[DumBum @olddumbum]

back story on this.

@Crispsy tells me to go check out Under The Deck

Im a literal retard, tf am i looking at some dots, OK

i guess im supposed to draw my own ape.

Ram Horns Sloppy Ape below on deck mfers

LFG

Sloppy Vibe

@SloppyApeYC

[DumBum @olddumbum]

trash!

stay sloppy

@SloppyApeYC

[jETH @Jeth117]

@Crispsy Do what what you need to do Captain we’re not going anywhere!

[Crispsy @Crispsy]

Sloppening Update

Sloppening is being moved to a later date.

Time has been more limited than expected while working on the Paths, and my work to earn commitments have taken significantly more time than anticipated. The remaining time has been focused almost entirely on building the project, both artistically and technically 🎨⚙️

Because of that, visibility has not been pushed the way it should be. Before we launch, we need to build momentum and let the world see what we are creating 🚀

On top of that, I have a personal need to finish things properly, and that means taking more time to get this right.

SAYC is my own baby, born on my birthday 🎂 It genuinely matters to me that it is done right ❤️

There are also other projects running their wives in parallel right now, which would interfere with the attention and attraction Sloppening deserves. It is better to avoid that overlap and give this its own moment 🎯

This is not a cancellation. It is a deliberate move to a later time so we can launch this the right way.

We are not rushing this.

I will now shift more focus into the community and visibility, sharing sneaks and keeping you informed about what is coming 👀🔥

Appreciate your patience. More updates soon 🙏

[kuno @kunoo]

Normal people hearing you have over $1,000 invested in Cryptocurrency

[kuno @kunoo]

Real 😂

[jETH @Jeth117]

@WHGrampa0 @olddumbum Yeah so that’s cool and all but what about the kids

[jETH @Jeth117]

@kunoo @coinbase THEY ROBBED ME OF $60K , locked my futures account, forced me into a losing position for days straight. The week prior I had just made all that in profit. They just took it back. My dedicated support was on my side even vouched for me and escalated the issue. They kicked it back.

[kuno @kunoo]

Hey @coinbase. It’s been months since you locked my account without explanation.

I’m still owed $1,200,000.

Bunch of criminals 😂

[Sloppy Ape Yacht Club @SloppyApeYC]

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Campaign is LIVE and tracking buys on-chain in real time.

You’ll see some wallets sitting at 3 buys 👀

They’re one buy away from triggering the free one.
Positioning before the push.

Live status. Live wallets.
👉 CHECK NOW https://t.co/bgR0v0L0Nh

[Trinady🥀 @trinady_rose]

Hope yall have a beautiful Sunday, lil late for me to say gm🫡😂

[Sloppy Ape Yacht Club @SloppyApeYC]

Aye crew 🧢⚓

48H CAPTAIN’S COLLAB is live.

👉 Join https://t.co/vsTN6WaWCh 🤠 @0xHowdy
👉 Join SAYC room and
👉 Drop your wallet address in the Howdy room
That’s it. No hoops. No nonsense.

🎁 5 SAYCs up for grabs
Clock’s ticking. Captain’s watching.

🕒 48 hours.
🏴‍☠️ Fair winds and fast fingers.