Alexander

Pro Limp Bizkit and I'm in your cupboard

[Alexander @Jetspeeder78]

@HibernianFC Lowe is fucking toothless, get him off

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Crystal Palace fans spotted a Japanese guy getting married in Florence… and instantly started singing the chant they have for their Japanese player Daichi Kamada 😭

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

in the italy. straight up "leaning it". and by "it" , hahah, well. lets justr say. my pisa

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

"you should've said sowwy, now we have to depowt you back to south afwica"

[Ed Hansberry @ehansalytics]

Name a bigger lie.

I'll wait.

[emily @north0fnorth]

strong early contender for photo of the year

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Oh my god https://t.co/tyFBFCP5DJ

[RBR Daily @RBR_Daily]

The livery for Team Redline (Max's team) in the 23HR Race for mental health 💀😭

[C @_CM_67_]

“Suspected explosion”

Steady on Sherlock Holmes. What gave you that fuckin idea.

[kd🚀 @mercsogyny]

Ricciardo’s last action as an f1 driver was stopping a Norris grand slam. MY GOAT.

[L @MsLMG79]

The first two are a Scottish person looking for their Vauxhall.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

I will literally do this if he loses

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

She ain’t ready!

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Developing situation in Ralston, Paisley as police seen being chased by a man wielding a chainsaw.

[Worm🪱🌿 @CephalopodsRule]

Me, answering Irelands Call

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The big bad wolf after seeing this